Ongoing thread - In spite of popular demand, we are proceeding with the rollout of our career retrospective Universal Credit & Other Disasters: The Very Worst of The Iain Duncan Smiths.

1. “This Harming Man”

Coronavirus may be the mortal threat to vulnerable people du jour, but our landmark welfare reform has points on the board.

2. “Heaven Knows You’re Miserable Now”

People often come up to us and say, “Hey Iains, did you really force comatose people to work unpaid shifts at Poundland?” To which we reply, “Probably, yeah. It was the 2010s, a lot of crazy shit went down.”

3. “Girlfriend in a Coma (She’s Fit for Work)”

One key bit of advice for any aspiring welfare reformers out there: you can’t suppress *all* the damning data, but you can certainly try.

4. “There are Some Stats that Mustn’t Go Out”

Urgent public health notice: please wash your hands thoroughly before AND after jamming your fingers up your nose and feasting on the goo inside.

5. “Booger Mouth Strikes Again”

On the theme of sticking a hand up somewhere gross...

6. “Hand in Gove”

One from our psychedelic transition period...

7. “How Soon is Brexit?”

We’re legally obliged to clarify that, when we say Priti Patel makes graves, it’s not because we’re suggesting she’s literally a burial ground custodian - it’s because she kills people.

8. “Priti Patel Makes Graves”

The Queen isn’t dead. You are.

9. “The Claimant is Dead”