Welp, I’m taking the plunge. #GOT #latetotheparty

First episode checklist:
Beheadings
Boobs
Bastards
Bad Bitches

S 1 Ep 2:
Jaime is a tool, Joffrey is a little bitch, Arya is a badass, Dany’s totally going to hatch those dragon eggs and kill Aquaman one day, and NO ONE WARNED ME THE DIRE WOLVES WOULD BE HURT

S 1 Ep 3:
So early favs for bad bitches are Arya and Dany. Seems like Dany’s going to need to dispose of her asshole brother before Aquaman. Jon is elevating himself from the others with Tyrion’s mentoring. I could dig Cersei if she wasn’t doing her brother.

S1 E4: the next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands! - Dany, YAIS Queen

Also is Samwell to Jon what SamWise was to Frodo?

S1 E5: Tyrion tried to warn Catelyn that her sister is whack. Ned thinks killing a pregnant woman is taking things a little too far but Robert is in a loveless marriage with an incestuous ice queen. Jaime is still a tool. I didn’t need to see a horse’s head chopped off, thx.

S1 E6: OMG shit is getting real, y’all. Tyrion is a smart ass, Dany is a DRAGON and Joffrey is an inbred!

S1 E7: incentuous ice queen explains the Game, Robert dies, Ned is too honorable to call her out, Joffrey the little entitled bitch thinks it’s his but Aquaman is pissed they tried to poison his Dragon Queen so now the GAME IS ON. Jon is obtuse and needs SamWise to help him.

S1 S8: Arya uses the pointy end, Tyrion uses his wits again, Sansa uses her naivety and Jon’s got skills but needs either Ghost or SamWise to point him in the right direction. Meanwhile, don’t sleep on MY Khalessi and I don’t recognize Rob’s character so..

S1 E9: OMG WTF

S1 E10: Okay I can’t wait to see Joffrey get his comeuppance because this is some bullshit! Also, Jon Snow has yet ANOTHER dude telling him what to do?! He really is a late bloomer, huh? But none of that matters because Dany really did love Aquaman after all

Starting Season 2 and the Gator now calls me his Khaleesi I told him I’d mercy-kill him with a pillow because I love him that much too #GOT #latetotheparty

S2 E1: we’re killing babies now???? so the Lannisters are basically the Nazis of GOT. But at least we have Jon’s beautiful impulse control issues and character development and Tyrion’s sharp wit:

S2 E2: at least Theon Greyjoy realized that making a move on his sister was gross so he has that going for him. Littlefinger is just a more eloquent C.C. from The Deuce and we all know how that worked out for him. And Tyrion treats us to another zinger:

S2 E3:

Capt. Phasma! “Brienne’s enough. I’m no lady”.

Then there’s Margaery, willing to share her man with her brother so she can have a baby? Oh no girl what is you doing??

S2 E4: OKAY WTF JUST CAME OUT OF THE RED WITCH WOMAN

S2 E5: Stanis’ ghost baby with the Red Witch killed his brother and now the SIL is free to hook up with the pimp to advance her plan to be queen/Capt Phasma is beholden to Cat Stark (well played)/Arya earned 3 kill favors & tried one out/Can’t wait to see the other 2 favors

S2 E6: Theon is weak: he made a move on his sister, he can’t chop a man’s head off with one strike and he got played by Bran’s wild nanny.
Arya used her second kill favor wisely
Jon is cute because he won’t kill a woman and Oh No They Didn’t, My Khaleesi....

S2 E7: That scene between Cersei and Tyrion....Whew, I could feel that awkward tension.

Jaime is still a tool. Theon is a complete jerk.

We’re still looking for Khaleesi’s dragons but I really want to know what episode Jon loses his virginity

S2 E8: The banter between Cersei and Tyrion is my favorite. He’s smarter but she’s heartless. Robb is pissed that Mom had Capt. Phasma take Jaime the Tool to trade for her girls so he’s having some Medic time. Why didn’t Arya just ask for Joffrey’s head as her last kill favor?

S2 E9: BLACKWATER!!! Green waterproof fire! Okay whoa. First of all, I’m going to need more scenes of Cersei over drinking and over sharing, Second, I love Tyrion’s arc. He’s surprising even himself with what he is capable of. That call to battle was awesome. S2 Finale NEXT!

S2 E10:

S3 E1: Tormund!! I’ve already met him before. Also, Cersei is totally going to have Margaery killed, isn’t she?

S3 E2: OMG I was looking for a gif of the duel between Capt. Phasma and Jaime the Tool from this episode and I found this and it’s perfect

S3 E3: So Podrick has a certain skill and talent, huh?
(copious notes)

S3 E4: oh she did that!

S3 E5: Ygritte popped Jon’s cherry...FINALLY!

S3 E6:

S3 E7:

S3 E8: she’s such a peach.

S3 E9 up next. I AM NOT READY.

Let us bed them!

OMGOMGOMGOMFGOMFOMF

NOT THE DIREWOLF TOOOOOOOO

WTF Robb & Talisa OMG NOT CATELYN!!!!!! HOLY SHIT

Y’all I am SHOOK.

Arya is never going to be the same after this.

S3 FINALE! Jon (Frodo) is reunited with his Sam Wise! (Bros before Hoes ), the incentuous pair are reunited (Ew ) and Khaleesi crowdsurfing is a WHOLE DAMN MOOD!!!

Update: the Gator just watched Red Wedding. His response? “WTF?! That was horrific. I need to watch the last episode and catch up to you!” So, we wait.....

S4 E1: the Lannister family thinks they’ve got the power now but they don’t know what’s coming...Arya on one road and my Khaleesi on another

Tyrion is the best character on GOT

S4 E2 that death was too mercifully quick for that little twirp!

Also, that Red Witch Woman was prophetic when she said “there’s only one hell, Princess. The one we live in now”

Also too, I love Bronn @3NolesFan3

S4 E3: can Jaime and Cersei be more disgusting and indiscreet?! Next to their dead child?!

S4 E4: Khaleesi is out here freeing slaves everywhere she goes. I don’t know what happens later but I want y’all to remember her this way.

S4 E5: Jon Snow with that BIG FLEX at Craster’s Keep and reunited with Ghost but doesn’t see Bran also please tell me that Captain Phasma is gonna benefit from Podrick’s skills and talents

S4 E6: OMG Tyrion WENT OFF!

S4 E7: Jon was way ahead of his time by warning them to seal the tunnel and prevent their version of the Corona Virus coming in but no one listened, Crazy Aunt Lysa gets tossed aside by CC the pimp shocking no one but OMG @ImANole99 I get it now.

S4 E8: OMG Nooooooooooooooooo Oberon!!!

Oberyn** Anyway, how is Tyrion sentenced to death if they both died??!

S4 E9: Wildings and Giants and Mammoths, Oh my!

SamWise gets the girl, Jon loses the girl

Season 4 FINALE! Captain Phasma with the Mike Tyson on the Hound!!!

Tyrion went all Dark Anakin and I’m here for it!

If Jaime would stop schtupping his sister I might like him now.

Dany needs to binge watch the How to Train your Dragon trilogy before S5.

S5 E1:

*Dany didn’t binge watch the How to Train Your Dragon trilogy during hiatus because she was too busy having sex with hot guy

*She should form an alliance for with Tyrion (and he should keep the beard)

*Red Witch Woman is going to try to seduce Jon, isn’t she?

S5 E2: so much is going on....

Commander Jon Snow,

Dana’s Prodigal Drogo is back just in the Knick of time since she has throughly pissed off her followers,

Arya reunites with her Kill Favor Genie,

And Cersei better drink up

S5 E3: Cersei being overstepped by Margaery is just so delicious “shall I call you Dowager Queen?”

Jon growing a pair and following through with a justice kill was HAWT

Littlefinger is totally CC from the Deuce by pimping out Sansa to Ramsey Bolton

Arya burying needle

S5 E4:

So Cersei is weaponizing the religious right to avoid marrying the gay dude AND stick it to Margaery? Is she the pettiest of them all?? (Also I know enough to recognize foreshadowing with the first Walk of Shame )

Love the bromance brewing between Bronn and Jamie

S5 E5: When does Ramsey die because I can’t stand looking at him. Poor Sansa. She can’t catch a break. IMO She should drink more, like Tyrion

S5 E6: Cersei instigating a holy inquest better come back to bite her.

The Bronn-Jaime bromance fight scene vs. the Oberyn groupies was so campy that I’m disappointed it didn’t have a better soundtrack with it.

Arya levels up in the faceless cult game.

Sansa needs revenge!

S5 E7: Gilly popped Sam Wise’s cherry!, I’m looking forward to the Tyrion-Dany alliance and I can’t wait to see Ramsey meet his Karma but TONIGHT we see the beginning of Cersei’s Karma delivered by the religious right that she used against the Tyrell’s and IT IS DELICIOUS.

S5 E8:

S5 E9: Stanis is dead to me since he let his daughter be sacrificed like that and he buys into that lord of light bullshit.

Arya levels up again in the game of faces and

KHALEESI completed the dragon training triology!!

Season 5 FINALE!

How can I enjoy this...

When I have to process this?!

Season 6 LFG!
Ep1:
Oberlyn’s groupies complete the coup!
Arya needs to be trained in the Force now that she’s blind
Captain Phasma to Sansa’s rescue!
So the Red Witch Woman is the same woman in the The Shining shower scene?!

S6 E2: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Also too: Tyrion can add Dragon Whisperer to the things he knows

S6 E3

S6 E4:
-when Jon and Sansa are reunited and she asks him to forgive her
-I had high hopes that Bran’s wild nanny was going to kill Ramsey
-Arya used the Force to level up again in the No Name Face Game
- But don’t sleep on Dany

S6 E5: I’m drinking and also following the draft so here’s my texts to the Gator while watching this episode (bless his heart he really loves me)

S6 E6: Margaery aligned with the right wing fanatics to save her ass & stick it to Cersei. I respect that hustle.
Arya rebels against the no face cult, Dany rallies the troops but my favorite part was SamWise grabbing that sword and his family on his way out of Dad’s house

S6 E7: Margaery is playing the right wing evangelicals just like George W Bush.
Lady Olenna LAID SOME TRUTH on Cersei.
The Greyjoy sibs bond over beer at Hooters
I need more Jaime-Bronn Bromance
And the true tragedy is we only get IAN MCSHANE FOR ONE EPISODE?!

S6 E8: No Trial by Combat for Cersei!

“A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell and I’m going home”. Arya shook off the cult!

Captain Phasma s Jaime but she’ll kill him if she has to (same, girl. I love a Gator)

And Tyrion is still my favorite bad influence

S7 E9:

S7 Finale!

Be careful what you wish for, Cersei, because you just might get it. Her son’s blood is on her hands.

Jon goes from Dead to King so he’s got that going for him.

Arya is ruthless and is now her OWN kill favor genie.

And, I’m so ready for the Dany-Tyrion Show

Footnote: I finally know the origin of this gif!