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Husband, day 2 of being home. Goes outside to mess with the yard, leaves or grass, whatever. I hear him on the roof! He used my 1 jug of Clorox to clean the 2 areas on our roof that get too much shade.
You know what you can't buy right now other than toilet paper? Clorox.
You know what you can't buy right now other than toilet paper? Clorox.
Social distancing with an extrovert Day 3
Awoke this morning to find he had washed and brushed out our Golden, set up a bunch of conference calls for this week and placed an online order with a grocery store for afternoon pick up. It's only midday & the pacing has already begun.
Awoke this morning to find he had washed and brushed out our Golden, set up a bunch of conference calls for this week and placed an online order with a grocery store for afternoon pick up. It's only midday & the pacing has already begun.
Day 4, Uneventful so far. (I'm afraid to even think it!) Also afraid to let the ExV(Extrovert) out of my sight. We have had 2 different conference calls(work) and video calls with the daughters. Maybe that will hold him for today.
Day 6 of Self-Isolation with ExoV
Day 5 was funny. Had to convince him that HE had to wear pants during MY video conference call. He had conference calls of his own but said he didn't need pants for those. Now I wonder about everyone I am talking to. Do THEY have pants on?
Day 5 was funny. Had to convince him that HE had to wear pants during MY video conference call. He had conference calls of his own but said he didn't need pants for those. Now I wonder about everyone I am talking to. Do THEY have pants on?
Day 6 continued:
How many times can 1 person ask you - whatcha doing? Who're you talking to? Omg. What is he, 6?
How many times can 1 person ask you - whatcha doing? Who're you talking to? Omg. What is he, 6?
Day 6
We /might/ have spoken with a writer about the current trends in working from home attire- to be clear we are both fashion train wrecks. Afterwards, hubby asked to see my tweets.
Thankfully, he laughed. He was happy I hadn't taken pictures of him working in his bb's.
We /might/ have spoken with a writer about the current trends in working from home attire- to be clear we are both fashion train wrecks. Afterwards, hubby asked to see my tweets.
Thankfully, he laughed. He was happy I hadn't taken pictures of him working in his bb's.
Let's be honest, I probably would have, except for the fears over what he would post on his f*cebook. Payback is indeed a b-tch.
Day 9 S.I. with an Extrovert
It's like living with my supervisor or an elderly aunt. No, picking on me is NOT a form of entertainment. No. If I am leaning, I don't have to clean. No, just because I can, doesn't mean I have to. And, yes, because I want to is a valid reason.
It's like living with my supervisor or an elderly aunt. No, picking on me is NOT a form of entertainment. No. If I am leaning, I don't have to clean. No, just because I can, doesn't mean I have to. And, yes, because I want to is a valid reason.
My god, I've regressed to my teenage self.
Day 10 with a trapped extrovert
Just added schnapps to my tea. It's just now noon.
Just added schnapps to my tea. It's just now noon.
Day 15 trapped with an assh*le Extrovert
Last 4 days Hubby has started picking on me/teasing me like I am his sister -or a playground crush.
Totally separate, do they have a drop off location, like an animal shelter, for husbands? Asking for a friend.
Last 4 days Hubby has started picking on me/teasing me like I am his sister -or a playground crush.
Totally separate, do they have a drop off location, like an animal shelter, for husbands? Asking for a friend.
Day 16 Stuck inside with a lunatic
Trying new meds for his ADHD. Today. Is it possible he's worse? He's pretty much climbing the walls. Keeps asking me questions, then asks what I meant by ----, which isn't what I said at all. My life is stuck on a Wash, Rinse, Repeat, cycle
Trying new meds for his ADHD. Today. Is it possible he's worse? He's pretty much climbing the walls. Keeps asking me questions, then asks what I meant by ----, which isn't what I said at all. My life is stuck on a Wash, Rinse, Repeat, cycle
Let me specify, it is just now noon & we have already had too many of these conversations to even count! I am already exhausted.
