Okay we're fucking doing this apparently: x-men as dick pics the thread

(There will be no pictures)

First and foremost: Gambit 100% has a deck full of "tasteful nudes" that he occasionally throws around but doesn't explode, "but there'll still be explosions, chere."

The lighting and composition is flawless, and you hate yourself for noticing.

Chuck "Gaslighting is my Mutant Power" Xavier has never sent an actual dick pic, but he is more than willing to telepathically flash someone, and then be like "oh, i can't help but notice you're picturing me naked? Perhaps we can discuss that."

Closeted Iceman put zero effort into them, but he'd ice slide into your DMs with no provocation. Now that he's out and proud, his game has stepped UP. Composition, framing, posing, he's an Artist, dammit.

Creative use of steam, AND snow.

Everyone has seen what's going on with Beast. No one sets out to do so, and no one admits it, but if there's any possible way for him to raise the topic, he'll cheerfully provide some diagrams.

Remember: it is actual canon that Beast went to orgies all the time as an Avenger.

Logan is all about the build up. Jeans that are just barely pulled down, lots of abs, hair, flannel, and just a tiny bit of shame. After the first century or two, dude learnt how to present.

Havok slides back into your DMs a full three months after you last talked, elevating from mild flirting to an immediate mirror nude.

He has a beard, now?

He's growing facial hair, too.

Nightcrawler's grasp of shadow and lighting is almost as impressive as his grasp of other things. When it comes right down to it, the man is a performer, and he knows how to draw a crowd.

"He's like a smoother Beast," you hear someone whisper, and you can't help but nod.