Humbly submitted for purposes of distraction and morale-improvement: my top-10 Crazy Ex Girlfriend songs as romance novel couples.

1. I Hate Everything But You. Richard and Lainie, Act Like It, by Lucy Parker.

2. Strip Away My Conscience. Callie and Ralston, 9 Rules to Break when Romancing a Rake, by Sarah MacLean

3. Settle for Me. Seb and Grace, My Fake Rake, by Eva Leigh

4. The First Penis I Saw. Rhys and Helen, Marrying Winterborne, by Lisa Kleypas.

5. Sex With a Stranger: Rhi and Samson, The Right Swipe, by Alisha Rai

6. I've Got My Head in the Clouds. Henry Evesham, the first 30% of The Lord I Left, by Scarlett Peckham

7. Sports Analogies. Shane and Ilya, Heated Rivalry, by Rachel Reid

8. Horny Angry Tango. Gina and Stone, Take the Lead, by Alexis Daria

9. We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now. Violet and Martin, Her Best Worst Mistake, by Sarah Mayberry

10. Oh My God I Think I Like You. Ginger and Christopher, Small Change, by Roan Parrish.

Anyway, hope you've enjoyed (also, read all these books, which are great and far more nuanced than a humorous 3-minute song pairing). And watch Crazy Ex Girlfriend. It's a WALKING TALKING ROMANCE TROPE MACHINE and it's the best