My Trump loving Redneck neighbors are having parties, 20 to 30 people acting like this whole month is a memorial day weekend. This will be my thread to keep track of their health in the coming days. Thoughts and Prayers #MAGAts!
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First set of neighbors: Husband and wife. Flies confederate flag and tells "N" jokes when there are no POC around. They believe in Jesus and tolerate us gays (very happy that I am married to a white man) Told my friend who recently lost her husband
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2/2 that they would support her if she found another man to take care of her as long as he wasn't a N****r. To which my friend told them "If I want to date a black man that is none of your damn business!" They currently have 12 family members over & kids partying it up as I tweet
4th set of neighbors
These neighbors believe they're rich. I know they are not. Even if they have money they have no soul. They are EVIL to the fucking core. They are real southern sweet and politically correct in most settings but when you get them around 'THEIR PEOPLE",
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RACIST AS HELL!!! They own a few businesses in town and do a lot with the community. These were the first ppl we started hanging with when we moved here. Nice parties, wine, cook-outs etc. THEN, once again, overheard some racist undertones and I was like "What did you say?"
2nd set of Neighbors:
Single mom with 3 kids, husband was kicked out for being a cokehead (points for her!) She works her ass off trying to support those children. She loves my husband and I and would pretty much do anything for us. She struggles everyday to make ends meet
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She owns her own business and is now out of work. WITH ALL THAT she loves Trump think he's the greatest and will vote for him again. She had a few girlfriends over and their kids last night for drinks by the fire. I care for her but she told me yesterday
10th set of neighbors
MY FAVORITE NEIGHBORS (besides best friends)
They are very wealthy as well but they are not high-falutin. If you met them you'd think they were the modern day Beverly Hillbillies. They are very simple with the way they live & there's a whole mess of em'!
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When they first moved out here the other rich neighbors flocked to them. It was all besties for a while but their eyes were opened pretty fast. I asked them why they didn't hang out with the other neighbors anymore, they said "They're fake & fucking racist!"
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3rd Set of Neighbors:
We call them the m.ayor & M.ayorette. They are the type that gets all in your business. They act all concerned about you and yours. Digs for info then spreads that shit like #coronavirus. We learned real quicklike. They too are also, FCUKING RACIST
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In the beginning they warmed up to us like we were the new shiny toy in the neighborhood. Showing us all off to the rest of the neighbors. THEN I heard some off color jokes and was thrown. It took a while to figure them out but one night at dinner they had us over and a few
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other neighbors over then they started talking about Trump & how there might be a civil war. That's when a different neighbor said "Maybe we can go back to owning them again" talking about slavery to which they laughed. I immediately got up & thanked them for dinner and left.
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We had a large party at my house once & all my friends wanted to go over and play volleyball at said neighbors house. I was against but they didnt listen. One of my black friends was playing with them. I went over, saw them pointing at him and I asked
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"What are you pointing at" he says "Tell your boy he should pull his pants up" as his Puerto Rican wife was standing next to me. I YELLED "FUCKING RACIST" we walked away & then all my friends followed wanting to know what happened. The Rednecks went inside real quick when my
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Black and Puerto Rican friends went over to confront them. FUCKING COWARDS!
OH YEAH, and we had watermelon as a snack that was brought over to share to which the wife said "look at the little n****rs bringing us some watermelon"
(Found out about that later.)
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