A crisis always bring out the asshattery in the asshat.
Exhibit.
Exhibit 2.
Exhibit 3.
(see the facts in the second screenshot)
Exhibit 4.
In his case, sirf naam hi kaafi hai.
Exhibit 4-A
If cases double every 5 days, India will reach 300 million infections by Jun 30th.
Will that actually happen? Unlikely, & almost impossible to model with any degree of accuracy.
This is akin to a monkey hammering away on an Excel spreadsheet.
Needless fear-mongering
Exhibit 4-B.
Because @NarenMenon1 dug up this "doctor's" antecedents. He did the job that this #RadiaGate Padma Shri awardee should have done in the first place. h/t @SureshNakhua
https://twitter.com/SureshNakhua/status/1241440462365290496
Exhibit 5
@aaisvpiairport had to spend time to refute a vile & malicious lie, all so that "Abhimanyu" could malign the nation, get 15 seconds of publicity.
He's also so dumb he believes the airport is conducting eye-checkups in a time of #ChineseVirus https://twitter.com/ShivAroor/status/1241389031981641728
Exhibit 6
Exhibit 7
Exhibit 8
He's a communist. That says it all.
Exhibit 9
Like the batsman who finds a way to run himself out on a no-ball.
Exhibit 10
@Nymag must be proud.
(h/t @Iyervval)
Exhibit 11
Misophonia?
Exhibit 12
Two headlines. Same day.
German: still no lockdown.
India: lockdown too late.
Infections:
Germany: 24,714
India: 396
(h/t @gchikermane, @sunithanatti)
Exhibit 13
Chair of New York City Council health committee in Feb, terming concerns over the #ChineseVirus a "scare".
Chair of New York City Council health committee in March, realizing he's been an asshat and that the #WuhanCoronaVirus epidemic is real.
Exhibit 14
Allegedly educated people.
"Rebels"? How about "murderers"?
Exhibit 15
Party "Aam" hai, par aadmi "khaas" hai.
Exhibit 16
That a Hindu tradition like 'Namaste' has been shown to be provably good and is being adopted the world over is enough to trigger this deep-state...
Exhibit 17
@PMOIndia PM @narendramodi asks people to clap/beat thalis as a gesture to thank those at the frontlines.
This @JohnsHopkins economist, in addition to being open about his racism and #Hinduphobia, evidently also has a reading comprehension problem. Talented.
Exhibit 18
Belittle a tribute to the man who built the modern India we live in today.
Exhibit 19
Always self-hate, always serfdom.
Exhibit 20
Paidayshi chaman...
Exhibit 21
Chaman tweets a photo.
State govt minister responds.
Chaman deletes tweets.
Charlie tweets same photo.
Exhibit 22
Respect for Mr. Guha.
He is consistent.
No matter what the situation, he can be relied upon to not utter a single useful, constructive word. Ever.
Ever the whiner.
Exhibit 23
Ignores unprecedented steps govt (central & state) took to lockdown.
Cites WHO, which for weeks argued that social distancing was unnecessary, screening wasn't required.
Exhibit 24
Genocide porn wanker.
Exhibit 25
411,372 infections.
18,299 deaths.
Global pandemic.
20 million expected to be rendered unemployed.
But...
Exhibit 26
With friends like him, not sure Modi needs enemies. Perhaps some sort of redundancy planning?
(H/t @DeepakTewari5)
Exhibit 27
Jan 19 1990 never happened.
#UrbanNaxals can always be counted upon to spread more hate and self-loathing, no matter what.
Exhibit 28
Nature: Can't praise.
Compulsion: Must tweet.
Attempt: monkey balancing.

Perhaps I should have copyrighted my playbook (2nd screenshot)
https://twitter.com/AbhinavAgarwal/status/1242475593200857089
Exhibit 29
National spokesperson of a party that was in power till a couple of years ago.
Exhibit 30
Bedtime prayer, "Die more. Die faster."
Exhibit 31
That more than 10000 die every year in India because of diarrheal diseases and malaria is not enough.
It should be like the good old days of the Bengal famine all over again.
Exhibit 32
Jean Dreze is a poverty porn economist.
Guha is India's whiner.
https://twitter.com/AbhinavAgarwal/status/1242475593200857089
Exhibit 33
This @JohnsHopkins racist and his #Hinduphobia again ( https://twitter.com/AbhinavAgarwal/status/1242091023746007040)
So predictable, it's not even entertaining!
(all from the same playbook - https://twitter.com/AbhinavAgarwal/status/1242475593200857089)
Exhibit 34
Guha stay true to form - not an iota of positivity.
Whine whine whine whine...
They all faithfully follow my playbook. Predictable.
https://twitter.com/AbhinavAgarwal/status/1242475593200857089
Exhibit 35
The man who was asleep at the wheel even as India's banking scams were unfolding (20-80 scheme, for e.g.), now parrots the Chinese govt's propaganda.
(see https://twitter.com/AbhinavAgarwal/status/1243053861306109953)
RRR also speaks from my playbook! https://twitter.com/AbhinavAgarwal/status/1242475593200857089
Exhibit 36
Do something - not enough.
Do something - too late.
Do something - not good enough.
From someone who's daily contribution is the depletion of the world's oxygen availability.
Exhibit 37
OK, this is funny, in a somewhat pathetic sort of way though.
(h/t @UnSubtleDesi)
Exhibit 38
Do as I say, not as I do.
By the by, the same WaPo was sagaciously sharing its infinite wisdom just a few weeks back.
#ChineseVirus #WuhanCoronaVirus
Exhibit 39
Lydia believes she is a journalist.
She believes #FakeNews is a 'scoop'.
Exhibit 40
"Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches." [Con Air]
(ss h/t @Sharanyashettyy)
Exhibit 41
Saying "Universally accepted" really absolutely nailed it, in case there was any doubt.
But there is still doubt over the word "Wheel" - does it refer to the detergent brand?
Exhibit 42
Of all the infinite ways to look like an insensitive jerk, this one would be difficult to top.
Exhibit 43
Fake news #UrbanNaxals tabloid puts out fake news.
Gets called out for peddling fake news.
Tabloid puts out clarification.
Because verification is a journalist's job, not a #FakeNews tabloid.
Exhibit 44
@WHO's complicity and incompetence in the #ChineseVirus #WuhanCoronavirus pandemic is now well-known.
That their only fatherland has been called out for its culpability triggers this #BreakingIndia #UrbanNaxal
Exhibit 45
Delhi CM, #UrbanNaxals & #DeepState plant:
1. Destroy the #Lockdown21
2. Cause surge in #WuhanCoronaVirus infections & deaths
3. Malign India & UP
(h/t @VikasSaraswat, @RajatScorpio)
https://twitter.com/VikasSaraswat/status/1243928666683273216
https://twitter.com/RajatScorpio/status/1243946478915088391
Exhibit 46
If community spread is slowed or not present, it is usually an indication that the #Lockdown21 is working.
**It is working.**
That is enough to trigger this genius, since her bloodlust may remain unfulfilled.
Agenda unfulfilled.
Exhibit 47
There is nothing more damning of a scientific refutation than the creative and liberal use of emojis.
Exhibit 48
From Ch 1 of my Playbook
Predictable and pathetic.
https://twitter.com/AbhinavAgarwal/status/1242474233482993664
Exhibit 49
What @MakrandParanspe tweets ( https://twitter.com/MakrandParanspe/status/1245001367124500480) about the Tablighi Jamaat and its role in destroying the #Lockdown21 is from their playbook!
https://twitter.com/AbhinavAgarwal/status/1242474233482993664
Exhibit 50
A story in four screenshots.
Screenshot 1 - Assertion.
Screenshot 2- Evidence: Embarrassed.
Screenshot 3- Evidence: Shamed.
Screenshot 4 - Evidence: Worried.
#NizamuddinMarkaz #TablighiJamaat
#ChineseVirus #WuhanCoronaVirus
Exhibit 51
Is Sardesai also confused between 'moratorium' & 'mortuary'?
This man has a degree in economics.
This man was all 'heart' when he oversaw the layoffs of hundreds of CNN-IBN employees in 2013.
This man owns a 50+ crore bungalow.
This man talks about the middle-class.
Exhibit 52
Jahannum called jahalat.
Local call.
#TablighiJamat #NizamuddinMarkaj
Exhibit 53
The paid promotion.
The reality.
Exhibit 54
The naked #Hinduphobia
The inconvenient reality.
Exhibit 55
Screenshot 1: Normal Indians.
Screenshots 2, 3: whiners, losers
Screenshot 4: fellow posts selfie
#9baje9minute #ChineseVirus #WuhanCoronaVirus
Exhibit 56
The propaganda.
The reality.
#TablighiJamaat
#ChineseVirus #WuhanCoronaVirus
Exhibit 57
Confusion is often caused by immense distance between common sense and the brain. Sometimes, the distance can be light years away, and cannot be bridged by science and technology - like the distance between the sun and earth.
#9baje9minute #Lockdown21
Exhibit 58
Screenshot 1: Lady tweets #fakenews
Screenshots 2, 3: lady's #fakenews busted
Moral of the story: #fakenews can never be in a lockdown. It can never take a day off.
Exhibit 59:
Screenshot 1: Guha's morning itch to scratch his #fakenews psoriasis patch.
Screenshot 2: the busting of the #fakenews
#Lockdown21
Exhibit 60
Genocide journalist angry, very angry that her death lust is not being fulfilled. Agrees with racist #Hinduphobe
The word: lockdown is good, lockdown saves lives.
(screenshot h/t @Aabhas24)
#Lockdown21
Exhibit 61
Genocide lusting journalist and her 'science' knowledge on display.
And its unfortunate dismantling.
#Lockdown21
Exhibit 62
The reflexive, visceral response to a fairly non-controversial, common-sensical tweet is Pavlovian in its predictability and tragic in its mindset.
#Lockdown21 #TablighiJamaat #NizamuddinMarkaj
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