Thread by @literallysofie, dm me a dick pic and an emoji and i will critique [...]

dm me a dick pic and an emoji and i will critique it like an art piece below for $3

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚗" title="Automobile" aria-label="Emoji: Automobile"> there is delicate movement in the bend of the subject, juxtaposed by the aggressive texture

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine"> drastically overstated in size by the perceived angle, it appears to "reveal itself" from its shrubbery

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🩸" title="Drop of blood" aria-label="Emoji: Drop of blood"> strong tension in the swelling of its veinery, it induces anxiety

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎨" title="Artist palette" aria-label="Emoji: Artist palette"> there is vague emotion in the color story, the sheen emphasizes a sense of self awareness

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses"> the elusive "lubriderm fiasco", timeless in its apathy

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👻" title="Ghost" aria-label="Emoji: Ghost"> she turns away in her shy demeanor, bottom heavy as a genovia pear

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⛈" title="Thunder cloud and rain" aria-label="Emoji: Thunder cloud and rain"> in the distance uprises a woman tall as her growing confidence. it invokes potentiality

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> unimpressively standard yet dense, it seems to call to the viewer, "think of me as i was"

anything is a dick if you& #39;re a creative person with talent and intelligence

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐛" title="Bug" aria-label="Emoji: Bug"> in a flash of light the subject emerges from the canvas, eager to claim theatric ovation

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤘🏾" title="Sign of the horns (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Sign of the horns (medium dark skin tone)"> stretched far beyond his means, the peasant tires for a day off. the tension conveys something sinister, feudal

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦋" title="Butterfly" aria-label="Emoji: Butterfly"> exquisitely detailed, yet something is off. surrealism finds peace here, undisturbed by the edges of institution

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍒" title="Cherries" aria-label="Emoji: Cherries"> horrifying. the viewer& #39;s personal life choices are called into question in the face of such demonic phallacies. i will pray for you

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃🏻" title="Woman dancing (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing (light skin tone)"> red, the color of rage. the subject seems to point downward in reserve, a façade of plushery. very well composed.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌶" title="Hot pepper" aria-label="Emoji: Hot pepper"> the viewer& #39;s eyes glaze over the piece, unable to latch onto any one material focus. the timid wench looks away, humiliated by their deflation--they are hexed

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Sparkling heart" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkling heart"> dancing along the glimmer of the morning sun a brave warrior awakes, cloaked in espionage. the artist plays with shadows to suggest a coliseum of intersecting forms

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤠" title="Cowboy hat face" aria-label="Emoji: Cowboy hat face"> by defocusing the subject, the artist obfuscates the intentionality of the piece. nevertheless a sense of purpose is discovered as our eyes point to something indescribably hairy upon the shelf

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌮" title="Taco" aria-label="Emoji: Taco"> a bold, edgeless curve evades terminative boundaries. the viewer finds relief in a somewhat rare sighting of proper moisturization. reminiscent of a mondrian in its palette

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👽" title="Extraterrestrial alien" aria-label="Emoji: Extraterrestrial alien"> here we see framing with a sense of encouragement. the noble actor perceives himself graceful by the hand, as if self surrendering

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♣️" title="Club suit" aria-label="Emoji: Club suit"> astonishingly serpentine in form, the powerful depiction of dehydration elicits apprehension, fear

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧿" title="Nazar amulet" aria-label="Emoji: Nazar amulet"> the juxtaposition of with and without--clean shaven to a fault. he uses suggestive vein artistry to reference his earlier work, "dancer in adjuration"

have seen 10 too many cock and balls today will do the rest tomorrow

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧜🏽‍♀️" title="Mermaid (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Mermaid (medium skin tone)"> like reverent architecture the hazy surface weaves delicate particulates abridge the contours of the breast

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤙" title="Call me hand" aria-label="Emoji: Call me hand"> the subject stands tall to reveal something insidious: a rickety pipeline resting against the gravity of the laborer& #39;s pink pouch

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎄" title="Christmas tree" aria-label="Emoji: Christmas tree"> contrary to the viewer& #39;s expection, the artist uses a buffered consistency here to express vivid desolation, a dilating absence

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💉" title="Syringe" aria-label="Emoji: Syringe"> a deconstruction of portraiture; the artist compartmentalizes the subject and pieces it in gentle embrace, but is it the viewer who holds authority?

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