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A watched a puppy take its first shit today
I now have the uncontrollable desire to give myself bangs
I played Club Penguin today. I had an emotional conversation with another penguin
Debating on ordering the Big Time Rush DS game
I ORDERED THE WRONG CHARGER FOR MY DSI
I had to ask my mom how to eat an orange today
My sister and I had a 20 minute battle with a flying cockroach
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL? THERES BEEN A RISE IN CASES BUT APPARENTLY ITS OK TO GO TO THE BEACH NOW
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