Day Two of sheltering in place: The strangest seemingly unavailable item? Cool Ranch Doritos.
Day 12: I have found Cool Ranch Doritos!
Day 36: I have just picked up tea, honey, and a key left for me on a porch, as though I were living in The Starless Sea.

(but needs more swords, tbh)
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