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Covid diary day 7 - are cheez its a fruit or a veggie
Covid diary day 8: this Sister Wives dude is an idiot
I’ve started writing a choose your own adventure wedding dress show
Covid diary day 9:
Give a little bit of heart and soul.
Give a little bit of love to grow.
Give a little bit of heart and soul,
And don't you make me beg for love.
Give a sign 'cos' I need to know.
Give a little bit of heart and soul.
Give a little bit of heart and soul.Give a little bit of love to grow.
Give a little bit of heart and soul,
And don't you make me beg for love.
Give a sign 'cos' I need to know.
Give a little bit of heart and soul.
Update: I have moved a stack of books to eight different surfaces like a dog in a thunder storm
Covid diary day 10: have started writing to friends as if I’m a beleaguered first mate on a ship trying to sail off the end of god’s flat earth.
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Covid diary day 14: spent an hour inventing “murder yoga” then realized that’s just martial arts
Covid diary day 15, if you ever liked any of my tweets I assume you want to see my butt
Covid diary day 16
Once I am released I’m going to fuck EVERYONE ON EARTH
Once I am released I’m going to fuck EVERYONE ON EARTH
Covid diary day 17. I realize I have been handling this whole thing like a baby. And have bravely decide to not improve at all.
Covid diary day 18
Every text I get that isn’t a passionate confession of all-consuming lust bugs me
Every text I get that isn’t a passionate confession of all-consuming lust bugs me
Covid diary day 19
I’m actively dreading updating this thread
I’m actively dreading updating this thread
