Ok, I know we& #39;re all bored and stressed, but good news! I found this Victorian book of indoor games I forgot I had. Victorian& #39;s are the OG indoor kids, let& #39;s see what they have to say. #QuarantineLife #indoorkids
Hogtie men and make them roll around like weebles. Last one upright wins. #QuarantineLife
Suit and spats are NOT optional, btw, so come correct.
Tired of human weebles? Ridiculous! Ugh, fine. Tie a bracelet to your gaslight chandelier and throw bullets through it. You have bullets around right? What am I saying, this is America, of course you do. This should keep you ingrates entertained for a sennight. #QuarantineLife
What? You broke the chandelier? Your mother shall hear of this. Well. Let& #39;s move on to less zesty enterprises. One of you go hide behind the curtains, and we shall guess who it is from studying your footware. What fun! We& #39;re just like that Sherlock Holmes fellow. #QuarantineLife
No, I suppose it was foolhardy to play the shoe-guessing game with only three people. What of this? You shall be blindfolded and I shall ring a bell at your backside. Then you guess where I have hidden the bell. Jolly good fun! #QuarantineLife #indoorkids
These games are boring? How dare you. Very well. I was holding this back for when we really needed a lift, but you give me no choice. We shall play at apple snapping. I shall blindfold you and hit your face with an apple on a string. Surely there can be no objections to that.
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