Here is my mundane ACNH thread, mute if you don’t wanna see it!!

FIRST OFF: EXCUSE ME A ROCK?
Boy i popped a balloon and it dropped a hood and i hate it
Boy i popped another balloon and it dropped a jump suit and i hate it
Idk it just seems lie a code violation of some kind
8 People in one town is W I L D!! 💖
Here is a hot(???) tip, instead of digging holes to get all 8 rock drops just place furniture where the bracer / rebound holes would be and never dig them again yee haw
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED TO HAPPEN
https://twitter.com/shatteredswitch/status/1241434411247099904?s=21 https://twitter.com/ShatteredSwitch/status/1241434411247099904
Clear day no rain coelacanth on islands?? I am testing something but wtf
... the cute meows of the churu commercial in game tv...😭😭😭
The fucken star net is so cute I got spoiled by a cheater's town :') TOO BAD IT'S GONNA BREAK LOL
I don't know if I am imagining it, but it seems i you play instruments near music it adjust it's notes to the song?? Cause when i switch to KK technopop the notes are all higher. Idk, whatever it's cute af https://twitter.com/ShatteredSwitch/status/1242523456337371136
THERE WAS AN EMPTY SPACE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME WHY WHY WHY https://twitter.com/ShatteredSwitch/status/1242563555997544449
Spoilers.. u will die from the cuteness of this customizable elephant watering can
I freaking LOVE this little feature when u change outfits in the wardrobe!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
In a terrible twist of fate the hardest thing to get here is rusted parts. i am taking donations 🙏

Also does anyone have the pastel teacups ride god mine is ugly 😭
I am gonna sketch out a better design next time instead of winging it LOL
There’s no river near here!
Sorry for the VERY FAST VIDEO (for easy sending on discord) here are all the nook mile items i can redeem hoho, can i know/see everyone's lighthouse and playground gym colors/materials? You can just say the color too! I'm so interested in what variants there are for all items!!!
U build a bridge and a child likes to fall asleep drinking smoothies on it so u have to pole vault anyway 🤧
I do not know who needs to know this but mr skelly moves
Was trying a new trap method to see if it made DIY tarantula island better and so far it does seem better but not even god can be spared from their revenge
Nook miles app: Talk to 3 villagers!
Villagers by 11am: Why the fuck do u keep following me around loser
Me: :(
You can customize the art on the drink machines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://twitter.com/ShatteredSwitch/status/1244343950342672384
My gnome has a metal band 🤘
The variety of outfits in this game is wild, even when i have a very narrow color and item range i can't wait to see like outfits 1 month, 3 months 6 months and a year from now LOL
Has anyone else not had a single meteor shower in their town??? Ripperoni seeing everyone get them lol
HI EXCUSE ME WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE A 1.5 * 1.x5 ITEM THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CENTER WHAT THE FUCK
who the heckie let phil's house be this good god he just smoked me
i need all the black stuff AAHH
Anyone know all the new KK songs? I've heard two randomly on the radio so far "Drivin'" and "Farewell" so I'm looking forward to requesting those! Anyone else have new songs?
Mitzi gave me a full body suit.. and now.. I AM GUDETAMA
A bittersweet good night and good bye to my first home location & amazing view. This beach front property served me well, but now i must move my house to more spacious area where I can live next to Mitzi and Freya! Every item in this photo has a story, I love the photos app :' )
God today the balloon anxiety becomes even more real.. I hope I don't hit the 300 glitch limit @_@ @NintendoAmerica @animalcrossing please fix
BALLOON GLITCH ISSUE: What I'm seeing is if you pop 300 balloons & redeem the nook mile reward, BALLOONS CEASE TO SPAWN which prevents u from getting sky eggs, bunny day recipes and sakura blossom recipes. If you have reached 300 balloons DO NOT REDEEM THE RAINING TREASURE MILES
There's conflicting info about if the achievement claiming helps or not. It may be linked to if your character is the primary player (resident rep) or not. Situation is still unclear.. my advice until nintendo patches, prioritize popping plain balloons for sakura recipes maybe...
Did the bunny day update bring new mystery island layouts? I've been on three today and they were all brand new, very complex and not exploitable for DIY tarantulas. They are very cool though, anyone else confirm they're new or am i dumb https://twitter.com/ShatteredSwitch/status/1245545655558213633
Also today i got three sakura recipe drops... 2 were sakura clocks. This is very nerve wracking since its only 10 days and i had to play all day to get the 3. Why let u get dupes...... this early especially...
Shaking in my booties i only have 9 villagers and a 4-star town but i just unlocked terraforming!!!
Mitzi: Please make me a simple cutting board and i'll move into your town!

Freya: Don't even look at me until you've given me golden dishes, golden candlesticks and you might as well just give me every stone in your stockpile.

Me: Yes your majesty :' )
Cranstion had the depression bubbles so I talked to him and found out.. he just ate too many snacky snacks... #relatable though
This is NOT TRUE, do not spread misinformation for clout.

There may or may not be a slightly higher chance of finding this stuff (needs more data), but they are NOT set like this at all. Do not ignore certain balloons esp if you want Sakura recipes!!!!
https://twitter.com/cuteghosts/status/1246087853588832256
I love u celeste but PLEAse https://twitter.com/ShatteredSwitch/status/1246306095821279233
One good use for the bunny day eggs is emergency tree moving rations. Eat one and it acts like fruit but it can be stacked 30 deep instead of 10. Good for people in the midst of terraforming their islands right around now!
My friends: Showing me elaborately, meticulously planned animal crossing towns with pixel perfect paths and fences surrounding beautiful multi-level terraced features

Me: I made a fish lake. I call it Lake Glubber.
Lake Glubber was preceeded by the somewhat less successful but more ambitious Lake Kitten-Cat.
Like every artist alley artist i know wants to make a virtual artist alley in animal crossing and i don't know why the fuck we want to absolutely curse ourselves in game too LOL why are our brains like this??????
The penthouse apartment thing is almost done, just moving things around as i find good black items and replacing stuff now. I always cram way too much into my rooms so I may prune .. i should prune...
In another hilarious twist of fate, after I finished the robot hero already I suddenly find both the required recipes myself so I would not have had to trade at all had i waited just a few more days :)

If you got the mats for gold armor or rocket and need them made I'm HERE
We've noticed it seems every time you open your town and let a friend in, a villager is making something... i wonder if u can get multiple a day or how it works exactly?
Hewwwo here to bash ur head in uwu
They patched eggs to spawn less but i wish they patched the animals to shut the fuck up about bunny day!! Once a day is too much as is but they talk about it every time to speak to them like I GOT IT coconut trees have more eggs you've told me 5 times today and yesterday!! STOP!!
Cranston is in boxes today if anyone has the lazy crane (!) boy as a dreamie or anything :) (But Flo moved out a few days ago so .. maybe u will get flo cause of the glitch who knows..?)
Cherry hat is absolutely the MOST cursed fruit hat of them all why did they insist on TWO just ONE cherry would have been FINE
I didn't know you could make a look this cursed with official items
When trading with strangers always have your finger on the sleep/off button especially for high value trades!!!

It’s easy for someone to grab your stuff and hit “-“ to leave with it, ur recourse is turning off ASAP before it saves! Stay safe out there!! https://twitter.com/georgeacnh/status/1247530501952262144
The game also tries to save about every three minutes, if they don’t drop their side of the trade and try to stall for time protect yourself and sleep your switch to get your items back. Animal crossing is a wholesome game but not every person is a wholesome player 😒
A lil hot tip for those of you who didn't mute this thread yet.

Holding R speeds up text just like pressing B but without any risk of saying no or cancelling text choices :)
The rolly chair makes ROLLY CHAIR WHEEL SOUNDSsssSSSSsss I love how all wheeled items actually roll now when you push/pull them even though no one asked for it LOL
I HOPE THEY GOT RID OF THE FENG SHUI SYSTEM IN NEW HORIZONS BECAUSE IT'S SHIT AND I DON'T WANT AN UGLY HOUSE I hope it's dead and it stays dead LOL
Important Update: Freya's toe beans are BLUE😭
When the animals sit on the ground and eat donuts it's cute when I do it I'm a lazy slob, what gives.
Grumpy boy being kawaii
PSA for the fishing tourney:

Fishing in a group (ANY SIZE, 2 OK) will give you a 10 point bonus per round if you can catch 5 collectively at least (easy peasy!) WAY FASTER!!!

(until you destroy the ecosystem and have to close and reopen your island like in our last round LOL)
Here is how the fishing tourney group fishing works, we were in a 3 person group and I only caught 4 fish, but i got 16 points!

Normally I would only get 6 points (4 + 2pt bonus) but fishing with other people let me get 10 whole extra points! (5pt 5-fish bonus + 5pt group bonus)
If you can get even just two people, fishing in a group is WAY more worth it for the free 10 points per round! Getting 300 fish for the gold trophy will be super fast and not to mention all the prizes! Group up!!
For whatever reason this seems like a difficult concept for people to grasp or communicate: stuff like zipper bobbleheads sell for a lot because ***ALL DIY ITEMS sell for 2x their raw material sell prices*** Bobblehead costs 24 eggs, so 24*(2*200) = 9600, it's not special.
The wand sells for 11,100 bells because it costs a bobblehead (9600) and three star frags!!! (3*(2*250)) = 11,000, don't waste your fragments making wands to sell because fragments re worth more than a measly 500 bells to other players!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's another hot tip, picked this up from reddit:

Store your tools on the BOTTOM row so your inventory isn't in shambles every time a tool breaks and u still play and pick up new things! While it doesn't save a lot of time it saves a lot of mental energy! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
Question for anyone who has a perfect town, does placing "clutter" (materials, anything "dropped") on top of a table count as clutter still? Or does anything dropped even if on top of another object count as trash on the ground? I just want to keep some materials outside! :(
TODAY IN ANIMAL CROSSING

MEDIUM FISH SHADOWS ARE FISH AGAIN

DIG SPOTS ARE FOSSILS

BALLOON SOUNDS MEAN SOMETHING!!!

THE EGGS CAN’T HURT US ANYMORE
Girls just want to live with a gigantic insect pal who pays half the rent
I'm supposed to get a turnip spike tomorrow.. something between 202 and 606... i wonder what it will be >w<
It's only 325, snooze...
I.. got a lily of the valley / jacob's ladder but.. I clearly do not have a 5 star rating.. I have garbage items everywhere and I never even used up all 50 fences from what nook gave me..? What.. How? Also no one has been in my town since last night so I'm not being pranked ????
Mostly true, only thing off is the times are determined by when you check. If you for example check every hour from 8am onward, you may have them 8-11, 11-1, 2-4. Check later and they will be crafting into the night as late as 8 or 9pm or more. https://twitter.com/eggloaf/status/1250603495092174849
It's a lil complex to explain in a tweet but from my crafting log sheet, each animal will craft for about 2-3 hours and the game will always have one animal crafting so long as you have NOT hit the 3 animal limit, but they will craft for 2-3 hours. So, 12-3, 3-6, 6-9 is possible
Essentially from early testing I've logged, no matter when you play the game, so long as you can check into your town and with every villager inside, 3 times a day, separated roughly 3 hours a part, you will get 3 DIY recipes. They are not determined by time blocks otherwise.
I'm starting to uhh ramp down my daily play time for animal crossing, wish me luck in returning to art and work.. 🤧 I'm still logging some data for other hypotheses i have tho and i'll post them if i draw any conclusions~ (are DIY recipes associated with personality type???)
the saddest part is my town does not look like a 265 hour town LMFAO it's just crap strewn everywhere with underconstruction signs ;u;
I've also added a second page to the sheet book that has them sorted by name, which leads to seeing things like how to get all the ironwood recipes if you're playing solo LOL, don't neglect any personality my pals ;) Every animal is a good animal that deserves love!!!
SOME FOSSILS MOVE IF YOU INTERACT WITH THEM
(pachy skull and spino skull here) https://twitter.com/ShatteredSwitch/status/1251606134349127680
Okay i've gotten my island to 4-star rating and i've picked up "dropped" item from the ground AND benches/tables, but isabelle still says "too many items lying around, cluttering up the island"

and offers no other advice. WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME
nevermind i'm an idiot i found like 10 fruits scattered around my island in the densest of forests!!!!! i had to just jab Y while walking around every single tree i am 5-star now thank u for trying to help an idiot (me)

fun fact: I have very little fencing not the 100/200+ cited
I dropped my mats back down on benches and it dropped my rating back to 4-star, so bench or table won't matter. No point in elevating diy recipes or mats, it will not save you. I have 12 items dropped benches/floor & 5-star right now that i know of. There may be more I missed.
1. I feel vindicated the official guide uses SWEET instead of normal for the girls because again, being that sweet is not normal LOL stop expecting girls to be overly nice to you
2. I thought i just had weird RNG with what convos i got.. now i know they might be two subtypes...?
I fixed the link!! sorry about that. But now i'm like.. i have to make sure my dupe villagers are not the same subtype because they currently both are LMAO
upon closer inspection, interests may also just refer to their most common default animations too, because when u sort the sheet by personality, each personality has more than just two interests? And no one ATM knows what the other columns refer to (normal/avoid, stop/tie, etc)
RETURN OF BUSHES, GOOD BYE UPTIGHT FENCES!!!!!!! Sorry i just don’t enjoy fencing for my town look lol https://twitter.com/animalcrossing/status/1252582860361531393
Oh i am confirming what the official paper guide put out for perfect 5-star town requirements, i had about 12 items dropped and i didnt pick up any branches that fell overnight (would push me over 15 easily) but still have 5⭐️! Don’t worry about branches!

https://twitter.com/shattered_earth/status/1252085614280769538?s=21 https://twitter.com/shattered_earth/status/1252085614280769538
Some people: Nintendo held back content instead of giving us a full game upon release!

Me who has already dumped 260 hours into AC: If they gave me everything at once I might have died, please stop. No vegetables don't please wait until I digest everything we have please T_T
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