Chuck it in the phucket bucket so let’s just rip the goddamn @SenateGOP and @SenateDems coronavirus band aid off
Here’s the criteria
Any “out of cycle” financial disclosure report.
I do not give 1 F if you’re a D or R or I
PUBLIC DATABASE -required by law
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/ 
Dear @SenPatRoberts

I HAVE QUESTIONS did you places these buy orders before or after your briefing

https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/ptr/b6d21e86-7a9f-4340-ba9c-21e73b9f01d7/
Dear @JerryMoran

I HAVE QUESTIONS - did you buy these before or after your coronavirus briefing.
Are we going to pretend you didn’t sell off after Rep Collins tipped you off too?

ProTip - look at what Senators sold. ALSO look at what they bought

https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/ptr/d35dfe91-076e-45b7-9fd1-8d4dd9ad72bd/
Hey did I mention I DGAF if you’re an R or D or I?
So @SenFeinstein

I HAVE QUESTIONS ...
I warned you that I’m an equal opportunity critic
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/paper/680b4c2d-8eea-48c5-b79e-df2754e37ac4/
Uggg DiFi WHY?
I’m certainly open to hearing an explanation for the various Senators but right now this is really disappointing
She sold stock on 1/31/2020, damnit
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/paper/4c78ce9f-d842-4f36-9102-48e43377166b/
WHY DIFI WHY...

This is the 3rd report of sales placed on Feb 26th,
I have questions ...
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/paper/1a861004-b7f4-4dbd-9186-60bc49286562/
Dear @JohnBoozman

I HAVE QUESTIONS did you make these sale orders AFTER the coronavirus briefing?
Survey say Hells Yes you did
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/paper/d145efef-1925-4ec2-b435-118c9a57a394/
Good news Colorado your Senators are “clean”
Double check my homework- I’m cool with it
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/ 
Dear @SenBlumenthal

Come on, why did you have your attorneys file this in March 2020?
Damnit man - I really like you, but you understand the optics are horrid, right?
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/paper/8da9c843-54ce-4d2e-ac32-74b2153ec020/
Dear @SenatorCarper
I am open to the actual possibility that this was an automated sale but you understand how the GOP could weaponize it, right?
I have questions & my advice get out ahead of it.
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/ptr/6bcdb0f5-1e80-4199-a3e7-0a1891b38a75/
Not going to lie, I started to get a wwweeeee bit excited when I got to Florida but to be fair @SenRickScott purchases weeks before the Jan briefing & nothing for Rubio
Scott’s transaction report
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/ptr/3cfdaebe-eba9-4b90-9f87-c3b18d213656/
Dear @sendavidperdue
Son HIRE a decent White Collar Attorney NOW
because the @SEC_Enforcement
You sold MILLIONS in
Caesars Entertainment Corporation
But purchased hundreds of thousands in Big Pharma
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/ptr/c67b2ac7-642e-4601-8d9d-d7b613ec7b5e/
Dear @KLoeffler maybe you and @sendavidperdue can go “half-ies” on a decent DC White Collar SEC attorney because the two of you are SEC-Forked https://twitter.com/File411/status/1240805204955672576?s=20
Aloha Hawaii you’re Senators are good expect if you could rid us of #AlohaVoldermort aka “I voted present” that would be super great /snort
Corn folks Iowa - you’re Senators are not as swampy but listen Joni you and are NOT even close to being done. I have questions about the “lobbying” and the EPA waiver.

Girl you’re in IT deep, as detailed by my lil’ thread.

https://twitter.com/File411/status/1236493325961756673?s=20
Idaho listen I love your potatoes but damn your senators are using the “I need an extension” so it’s unclear if their bought/sold any stocks during the #TrumpCoronaCrisis
Thank you Sweet Sweet Baby Jesus - Illinois you’re Senators (beyond being my favorite) insider trading check up A-Okay.
Carry on...
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/ 
Meh call me underwhelmed but Indiana your Senators appear to be “fine” although that’s awfully subjective
I mean WTF is wrong with me that I’m disappointed by Senators w/ ethics <snort>
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/ 
I did Kentucky earlier Gawd that sounds super sexual.. EWWWWW the hell is wrong with me?
Oh right, spouse subjecting me to only speaking in the William Shatner voice 4+ days & one of my littles decided to “run away from home” & I asked if I could tag along https://twitter.com/File411/status/1240770710877986816?s=20
Louisiana
Maryland
Massachusetts
& Maine nothing amiss
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/ 
Michigan both your Senators doesn’t appear either sold/purchased related to coronavirus
Peters purchased bonds but nothing untoward
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/ptr/b9a9074a-6f64-4ff4-bf4e-bf6541ebc1db/
Minnesota same thing for both of your Senators
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/ 
How da Frick Missouri looks like (for once) your Senators aren’t part of the unjust enrichment crew
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/ 
How the hell did Confederate-Barbie not sell/buy any stocks. I’m frankly shocked
For a weird reason I had a preconceived notion that Mississippi would be dirty
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/ 
North Dakota “clean” except let’s not forget about Daines & Fisher Gravel
See thread from last year..
https://twitter.com/File411/status/1201713732742795265?s=20
North Carolina - Burr - if he does NOT resign by next Monday, I think I’ll strongly reconsider my fellow North Carolinians moral authority- granted I’m only a PT resident but still Burr needs to resign.
Period
Full Stop https://twitter.com/File411/status/1240764916635762696?s=20
Dear @JimInhofe
I have a few questions - for example;
Why did ya sell so many Brookfield Stocks? Did you know oil would bottom out?
That Danaher Corporation biopharma sale...who boy

https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/ptr/f9e84e52-f7f3-4457-987e-a85d75f2a0d2/

https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/ptr/02f8b979-2850-4db9-a537-a768e1eb7a67/
Dear @SenRonJohnson
I see we are back at Pacur, LLC once again
This is a simple Yes or No - GammieJean is that “tax-exempt” charity your family’s tax haven?
Let’s not forget the GammieJean thread

https://twitter.com/File411/status/1234534201300541440?s=20

https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/ptr/3877f56e-ceb3-4e34-9659-cf52ba9efc5d/
friends - I’m tired I did a spot check of the remaining 11 states and nothing really jumps out at me.
Whereas Burr, Purdue, Scott, Boozman, Blumenthal & DiFi
The last 2 could have reasonable explanations but
Burr needs to resign forthwith
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/ 
If I were @sendavidperdue I would be speed dialing DC SEC attorneys Right Booking NOW
His March 2020 “transaction” report 82 individual transactions
2/24/2020 = FIFTY ONE TRANSACTIONS
Sell- Red = Caesars Entertainment Corp
Buy - Blue - Big Bio Pharma
https://twitter.com/File411/status/1240826409708400642?s=20
I went ahead and pulled his filings down and color coded them - as you can see - reporters really need to press Purdue because he’s in the same league as Burr

-nite nite https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BwwhjKUx9DvNMhlF4UnDIX33w5kBfgb3/view?usp=drivesdk
New Jersey
New York
Nevada (that 3/2020 transaction was a name, NOTHING bough or sold)
Candidly I’m a bit relieved
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/ptr/f4436e12-3cdf-40d0-93f0-54bb12635f8b/
I’d also like to qualify - @SenFeinstein established a “REAL” blind trust, so it 95% possible the trustee made the sales without any input from the Senator.
So don’t attack her. Be open to a reasonable explanation
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/paper/195B9B6B-5793-4DFE-B7F8-9436EDBADA31/

https://twitter.com/File411/status/1240819456370237440?s=20
Similarly that also “likely” appears to be the case for Sen Blumenthal
You have to go back to 2012 (after the STOCK was codified) and when you do that it appears both DiFi & Blumenthal are on the right side of this
Now the GOP senators? Awww hells nopes😉
https://twitter.com/File411/status/1240822411337125888?s=20
Whispers... I am certain there’s a really compelling explanation.
Hey remember that time @SenJohnHoeven went on a Trump-Cotel to Russia celebrating our Independence Day in Russia? How very (un)patriotic of him
https://efdsearch.senate.gov/search/view/ptr/e01a74ce-8d08-42e0-961e-6b275519c2db/
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