Welp, seems like as good a time as any to load up the Switch

All right, let’s see what this is all about. First time play anything in the series.

So my only form of communication is a suspiciously modified smartphone, there’s some odd system of governance to follow, a radio in my tent only playing one station, and a debt to pay off in made up credits no one told me about beforehand. Why do I feel like I’ve joined a cult.

why are there so many WASPS

...oh. I’m seeing the gameplay loop now.

This is dangerous.

My yard is getting crowded

Oh crap it's 3 AM.

Yeeeep, looks like this is gonna be an enjoyable time sink haha.

MORNIN' NERDS

Dude I was PREPARED for that home loan. 98k bells, ready to go.

you can take your debt and shove it, Nook

And that's how Nukem Island's ecosystem collapsed

Operation: Woodgrain Homestead coming along nicely

Gettin' a solid little daily routine going finally!

Money from trees, money from rocks. Aw yee.

jeez Animal Crossing gets intense

Ahh, nothing says "success" like another previously-untouched island thoroughly stripped of all valuable natural resources! Now to pawn off the spoils so I can buy a new record player.

...this game is weird

acquired skelton

*insert capitalism here*

Now this is my vibe

oh crap it's April, I guess that means new fish and bugs?!

NEAT.

wow TWO rolls?? I'm rich!

Casual shopping attire

Guess I'm a giant water bug farmer now

This really is one of those "wake up early to play on the porch with a cup of coffee" games.

Gettin' reeeaaaal tired of these eggs, man. Eggs from trees, eggs from fishing, eggs from rocks, eggs from the sky COME ON

ARGH STAHP

I have a plan

me and you both, buddy

I seem to have acquired a collection of retro tech.
How unexpected.

Mood

HOT DOG SUIT SQUAD

I've got bells of steel!

Ahhh there she is!

Now, I have a bone to pick on pricing.

Even the Nooks are trying their best to deal with #OilPrices today

I don't like where this conversation is going

he knew too much, it had to be done