As a gift to our friends (you) in a time of crisis, we’ll be keeping a thread here of beautiful, obscure, and often quite useless words.
(Compiled by our in-house expert in pointless vocab @ammonshea.)
3. 'Flingee': one at whom anything is flung
(Oxford English Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1989)
4. 'Jentacular': pertaining to breakfast
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
7. 'Scripturient': having a strong urge to write
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/scripturient
8. 'Penultimatum': a demand or proposal approaching an ultimatum
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
9. 'Matutinal': of, relating to, or occurring in the morning
http://rhymes.merriam.com/r/matutinal 

Here are some words that rhyme with it.
10. 'Makebate': one that excites contentions and quarrels
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/gems-from-the-unabridged/makebate
11. 'Acersecomicke': one whose hair was never cut
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
15. 'Catillate': to licke dishes
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)

This one gets bonus points for having an obsolete spelling in the definition of the obsolete word.
16: 'Tongue-hero': a self-professed hero; a braggart
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
17. 'Noctivagant': going about in the night : night-wandering
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/noctivagant
19. 'Cachinnate': to laugh loudly or immoderately
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cachinnate
21. 'Abligurition': a prodigal spending in Belly-Cheer
(Nathan Bailey, An universal etymological English dictionary, 1724)
23. 'Sarcast': an adept in sarcasm : a sarcastic person
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcast
25: 'Philostorgie': the love of parents towards their children”
(Thomas Blount, Glossographia, 1656)
28. 'Sialoquent': that spits much in his speech
(Thomas Blount, Glossographia, 1656)
29. 'Murmuration': the utterance of low continuous sounds or complaining noises https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/murmuration
30. 'Redame': to love in return
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
33. 'Ucalegon': a next-door neighbor, or a neighbor whose house is on fire
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)

This one kinda goes from zero to sixty.
36. 'Nastify': to make nasty; to spoil
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd Ed.)
38. 'Debacchate': to revile one after the manner of drunkards
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
39. 'Recogitate': to think over again
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/recogitate
41. 'Cacozealous': ill affected, or badly imitating
(Edmund Phillips, The New World of English Words, 1658)
47. 'Perpotation': ordinarie drunkenesse
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)

#NationalBeerDay
48. 'Saeva indignatio': ‘Savage indignation’, a feeling of contemptuous rage at human folly.
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd ed.)
49. 'Backfriend': a seeming friend who is secretly an enemy
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/charming-words-for-nasty-people/backfriend
54. 'Nidorosity': eructation (an act of belching) with the taste of undigested roast-meat
(Samuel Johnson, A Dictionary of the English Language, 1755)
55. 'Antithalian': opposed to festivities
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
57. 'Abirritate': to decrease the irritability of
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
58. 'Amatorculist': a little insignificant lover; a pretender to affection
(Samuel Johnson, A Dictionary of the English Language, 1755)
59. 'Job's comforter': a person who discourages or depresses while seemingly giving comfort and consolation
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Job%27s%20comforter
62. 'Accismus': the pretended refusal of something one keenly desires
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd ed.)
65. 'Prefestinate': to make too much haste
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
67. 'Maritality': excessive fondness of a wife for her husband
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
70. 'Paracme': a point or period at which the prime or highest vigour is past; (in early use) spec. - the point when the crisis of a fever is past.
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd ed.)
72. 'Neighborstained': stained with the blood of neighbors
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
86. 'Antipelargy': “the reciprocal love of children to their Parents, or (more generally) any requital or mutual kindness”
(Thomas Blount, Glossographia, 1656)
89. 'Averuncate': “to take away that which hurts, to weed”
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
91. 'Artophagous': bread-eating
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
93. 'Barbatulous': having but a small beard
(Oxford English Dictionary, 2nd ed.)
95. 'Ambitionist': one excessively ambitious
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
98. 'Apricitie': “The warmenes of the Sunne in winter”
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
100. 'Gaincope': to meet or intercept by a short cut
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gaincope
108. 'Desticate': “To cry like a rat”
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
110. 'Gobemouche': a credulous person; especially: one who believes everything he or she hears
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/charming-words-for-nasty-people/gobemouche
112. 'Jocoserious': mingling mirth and seriousness
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
114. 'Forplaint': wearied with complaining
(Oxford English Dictionary, 2nd ed.)
115. 'Homodox': having the same opinion
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
116. 'Imparadise': to make supremely happy, transport with delight or joy
https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/7-new-happy-words/imparadise
119. 'Lowery': gloomy, lowering https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lowery
124. 'Unclubbable': having or showing a disinclination for social activity : unsociable https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/8-words-for-introverts/unclubbable
126. 'Father-waur': worse than one's father
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd ed.)
129. 'Mussitate': to speak through the teeth
(Henry Cockeram, An English Dictionarie, 1623)
130. 'Pandiculation': a stretching and stiffening especially of the trunk and extremities (as when fatigued and drowsy or after waking from sleep) https://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/pandiculation
131. 'Satisdiction': the condition of having said enough
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
134. 'Macrologie': Long and tedious talke
(John Bullokar, An English Expositor, 1616)
135. 'Réclame': public attention or acclaim not necessarily based on or proportionate to real value or achievement
(M-W Unabridged)
139. 'Anedged': Of teeth: set on edge; acutely irritated or discomforted
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd Edition)
141. 'Emporte': Irritated beyond self possession
(Webster’s Second International Dictionary, 1934)
142. 'Vulpinate': to play the Fox; to deceive with crafty wiles or deceits
(Thomas Blount, Glossographia, 1656)
143. 'Emporte': Irritated beyond self possession
(Webster’s Second International Dictionary, 1934)
145. 'Supperasitate': to flatter one for a meales meat
(Henry Cockeram, The English Dictionary, 1623)
146. 'Singularitie': Private opinion, a desire to be odde from other men
(John Bullokar, An English Expositor, 1616)
147. 'Spoilsmonger': one who promises or distributes public offices and their emoluments as the reward of services to a party or its leaders
(Merriam-Webster Second International Dictionary, 1934)
148. 'Grudgeful': harboring a grudge; full of resentment https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/grudgeful
149. 'Inaffable': unpleasant in conversation
(Nathan Bailey, Dictionarium Britannicum, 1730)
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