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3. & #39;Flingee& #39;: one at whom anything is flung
(Oxford English Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1989)
4. & #39;Jentacular& #39;: pertaining to breakfast
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
7. & #39;Scripturient& #39;: having a strong urge to write
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8. & #39;Penultimatum& #39;: a demand or proposal approaching an ultimatum
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
9. & #39;Matutinal& #39;: of, relating to, or occurring in the morning
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10. & #39;Makebate& #39;: one that excites contentions and quarrels
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11. & #39;Acersecomicke& #39;: one whose hair was never cut
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
15. & #39;Catillate& #39;: to licke dishes
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)

This one gets bonus points for having an obsolete spelling in the definition of the obsolete word.
16: & #39;Tongue-hero& #39;: a self-professed hero; a braggart
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
17. & #39;Noctivagant& #39;: going about in the night : night-wandering
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19. & #39;Cachinnate& #39;: to laugh loudly or immoderately
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20. & #39;Peristeronic& #39;: of or relating to pigeons
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21. & #39;Abligurition& #39;: a prodigal spending in Belly-Cheer
(Nathan Bailey, An universal etymological English dictionary, 1724)
23. & #39;Sarcast& #39;: an adept in sarcasm : a sarcastic person
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25: & #39;Philostorgie& #39;: the love of parents towards their children”
(Thomas Blount, Glossographia, 1656)
28. & #39;Sialoquent& #39;: that spits much in his speech
(Thomas Blount, Glossographia, 1656)
29. & #39;Murmuration& #39;: the utterance of low continuous sounds or complaining noises https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/murmuration">https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionar...
30. & #39;Redame& #39;: to love in return
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
33. & #39;Ucalegon& #39;: a next-door neighbor, or a neighbor whose house is on fire
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)

This one kinda goes from zero to sixty.
36. & #39;Nastify& #39;: to make nasty; to spoil
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd Ed.)
38. & #39;Debacchate& #39;: to revile one after the manner of drunkards
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
39. & #39;Recogitate& #39;: to think over again
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41. & #39;Cacozealous& #39;: ill affected, or badly imitating
(Edmund Phillips, The New World of English Words, 1658)
44. & #39;Acnestis& #39;: the part of the back (or backbone) between the shoulder blades and the loins which an animal cannot reach to scratch
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47. & #39;Perpotation& #39;: ordinarie drunkenesse
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)

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48. & #39;Saeva indignatio& #39;: ‘Savage indignation’, a feeling of contemptuous rage at human folly.
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd ed.)
49. & #39;Backfriend& #39;: a seeming friend who is secretly an enemy
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54. & #39;Nidorosity& #39;: eructation (an act of belching) with the taste of undigested roast-meat
(Samuel Johnson, A Dictionary of the English Language, 1755)
55. & #39;Antithalian& #39;: opposed to festivities
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
57. & #39;Abirritate& #39;: to decrease the irritability of
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
58. & #39;Amatorculist& #39;: a little insignificant lover; a pretender to affection
(Samuel Johnson, A Dictionary of the English Language, 1755)
59. & #39;Job& #39;s comforter& #39;: a person who discourages or depresses while seemingly giving comfort and consolation
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62. & #39;Accismus& #39;: the pretended refusal of something one keenly desires
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd ed.)
63. & #39;Mundivagant& #39;: wandering over the world
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64. & #39;Barbermonger& #39;: a man who is devoted to or vain about his appearance or dress https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/barbermonger">https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionar...
65. & #39;Prefestinate& #39;: to make too much haste
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
67. & #39;Maritality& #39;: excessive fondness of a wife for her husband
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
70. & #39;Paracme& #39;: a point or period at which the prime or highest vigour is past; (in early use) spec. - the point when the crisis of a fever is past.
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd ed.)
72. & #39;Neighborstained& #39;: stained with the blood of neighbors
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
85. & #39;Happify& #39;: to make happy
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86. & #39;Antipelargy& #39;: “the reciprocal love of children to their Parents, or (more generally) any requital or mutual kindness”
(Thomas Blount, Glossographia, 1656)
89. & #39;Averuncate& #39;: “to take away that which hurts, to weed”
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
90. & #39;Anonymuncule& #39;: an insignificant anonymous writer
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91. & #39;Artophagous& #39;: bread-eating
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
93. & #39;Barbatulous& #39;: having but a small beard
(Oxford English Dictionary, 2nd ed.)
95. & #39;Ambitionist& #39;: one excessively ambitious
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
98. & #39;Apricitie& #39;: “The warmenes of the Sunne in winter”
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
100. & #39;Gaincope& #39;: to meet or intercept by a short cut
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108. & #39;Desticate& #39;: “To cry like a rat”
(Henry Cockeram, English Dictionarie, 1623)
109. & #39;Hamartia& #39;: a defect of character : error, guilt, or sin especially of the tragic hero in a literary work https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hamartia">https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionar...
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110. & #39;Gobemouche& #39;: a credulous person; especially: one who believes everything he or she hears
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112. & #39;Jocoserious& #39;: mingling mirth and seriousness
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
114. & #39;Forplaint& #39;: wearied with complaining
(Oxford English Dictionary, 2nd ed.)
115. & #39;Homodox& #39;: having the same opinion
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
116. & #39;Imparadise& #39;: to make supremely happy, transport with delight or joy
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119. & #39;Lowery& #39;: gloomy, lowering https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lowery">https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionar...
124. & #39;Unclubbable& #39;: having or showing a disinclination for social activity : unsociable https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/8-words-for-introverts/unclubbable">https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-...
126. & #39;Father-waur& #39;: worse than one& #39;s father
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd ed.)
128. & #39;Groak& #39;: to look on silently—like a dog—at people while they are eating, hoping to be asked to eat a bit
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129. & #39;Mussitate& #39;: to speak through the teeth
(Henry Cockeram, An English Dictionarie, 1623)
130. & #39;Pandiculation& #39;: a stretching and stiffening especially of the trunk and extremities (as when fatigued and drowsy or after waking from sleep) https://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/pandiculation">https://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/p...
131. & #39;Satisdiction& #39;: the condition of having said enough
(Webster’s New International Dictionary, 2nd Ed., 1934)
134. & #39;Macrologie& #39;: Long and tedious talke
(John Bullokar, An English Expositor, 1616)
135. & #39;Réclame& #39;: public attention or acclaim not necessarily based on or proportionate to real value or achievement
(M-W Unabridged)
137. & #39;Ballon d’essai& #39; - trial balloon; a project or scheme tentatively announced in order to test public opinion #39;essai">https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ballon%20d& #39;essai">https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionar...
139. & #39;Anedged& #39;: Of teeth: set on edge; acutely irritated or discomforted
(Oxford English Dictionary, 3rd Edition)
141. & #39;Emporte& #39;: Irritated beyond self possession
(Webster’s Second International Dictionary, 1934)
142. & #39;Vulpinate& #39;: to play the Fox; to deceive with crafty wiles or deceits
(Thomas Blount, Glossographia, 1656)
143. & #39;Emporte& #39;: Irritated beyond self possession
(Webster’s Second International Dictionary, 1934)
145. & #39;Supperasitate& #39;: to flatter one for a meales meat
(Henry Cockeram, The English Dictionary, 1623)
146. & #39;Singularitie& #39;: Private opinion, a desire to be odde from other men
(John Bullokar, An English Expositor, 1616)
147. & #39;Spoilsmonger& #39;: one who promises or distributes public offices and their emoluments as the reward of services to a party or its leaders
(Merriam-Webster Second International Dictionary, 1934)
148. & #39;Grudgeful& #39;: harboring a grudge; full of resentment https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/grudgeful">https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionar...
149. & #39;Inaffable& #39;: unpleasant in conversation
(Nathan Bailey, Dictionarium Britannicum, 1730)
151. & #39;Connivance& #39;: corrupt or guilty assent to wrongdoing that involves knowledge of and failure to prevent or oppose it but no actual participation in it https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/connivance">https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionar...
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