At this point, you may serve with whatever condiment you are prepared to become a martyr for. If you're feeling brunch instead, or simply for extra nutrition, you may add to it. A fried egg works great; I use scrambled polenta, or tofu with spices that make it taste like eggs.

Now that you and your waffle iron have rehabilitated your relationship, appreciate the world of possibility that has opened up before you both. Enjoy the new lens through which you now view all comestibles, the question living ever at the center of your heart: Will It Waffle?

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Since writing this thread, I've gotten laid off! (Not as a direct result, mind you.) We're good for the next couple months, but the future is still quite uncertain. Anything you can give in the link above would be deeply appreciated.

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