Funny. I don't remember putting those chains up on my door. I guess self isolating does weird things to your memory.

There's a giant hole in my bathroom wall. LOL.

Anybody ever just see a weird face in their wall? Like, man in the moon style pareidolia?
Did it ever groan at you?
I think I'm going to light a candle.

Hey apparently some serial killer dude was born in this apartment. Weird right? My fridge smells strange.

Why is the floor sticky?

Hey everybody, it's going to be okay, I just woke up from a nap and someone's in my apartment so I'm just going to walk right up to them and they'll tell me what'agdshhhhadsghiuiioh;uureowew

Dudes, have you ever seen just, like, a fucked up orphanage?

It's really foggy here. A bunch of people are moaning.

Losers.

I have been advised to not use public transit but I can't get out of this subway station.

You can't get Covid from dogs, right? There are some sick looking dogs down here. Like SUPER sick dogs. Tried to call animal rescue but the phones don't work.

When I get ahold of my building manager we're going to have a talk. There was nothing in the original floor plan labeled "moist tunnel to subway" and I'm skeptical that this is up to code.

Jeez, FINALLY I found a hospital but everything is FUCKING filthy. There's practically NO STAFF & when I find them they are NONE TOO FRIENDLY & for some reason I'm carrying an old umbilical cord now?

Fund the health care system.
Why am I carrying this desiccated umbilical cord?

Okay, anybody missing a kid named Walter? He's running around here somewhere and I really don't think a kid should just be TRAIPSING around this dirty ass hospital I found through a damp hole in my apartment wall but the staff is VERY UNHELPFUL.

Okay, IS IT WEIRD IF YOUR NEIGHBOR WHO IS REALLY NICE has shit about her carved on the wall outside my apartment?

Follow up questions next, the dude who lived here before me was a creep.

Uh, I don't think so.
My neighbour would NEVER have such a gaudy pink piece of shit.
I keep yelling at her through the hole in the wall, but I think I'm not speaking clearly.

I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A SPORTING GOODS STORE!
I'M FUCKING TIRED!

Oh fuxking hell, NO I DON'T WANT TO GOLF!
Why are there so many frangible golf clubs around here?
Seriously... WHERE IS THE MANAGER?

Hey, how do you set up a Twitch stream when your apartment is trying to uh, like, I want to say "puncture" through your walls.
Is that, no, breach? Look, this baby mask motherfucker here has some words for me, but he hasn't even seen ANY JoJo yet, so fuck that dude.

WHO THE HELL KEEPS PUTTING BLOODY HANDPRINT GRAFFITI OUTSIDE MY FRONT DOOR?

JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T LEAVE DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T FIND YOU.

Okay, so now I'm collecting swords I guess.

By the way, is floating cool now? I've met a few people who are doing it and I'm worried that I'm out of the loop.
I can float too. I just need some practice.

Okay, for real? Is this a joke now? Can anybody hear me? This isn't funny.