Genuinely confused how @FlyFrontier can think it’s normal to have their cancellation policy essentially just be to receive “credit” but then you have to use that credit to rebook WITHIN 90 DAYS ..... I get trump is our president but do u understand how pandemics work???????
Funny how a FULL REFUND with @Airbnb took me approximately 10 seconds to complete, instructions were clear and concise, & already received a receipt email within ~5 min of clicking cancel. It’s actually not that hard.
Have another flight with @AmericanAir — of course their policy includes requirement to use the “credit” to travel at some point this year — truly the absolute minimum the travel industry could be doing would be to credit accounts to use $$ anytime in the future. Again—not hard.
Especially considering you’ll be bailed out AGAIN anyway. #SocialismForCorporations

...and y’all wonder why millennials wanted someone like Liz or Bernie. COVID19 **should** be an eye opener in many respects but here we are— left with sundowning Joe or an orange teletubbie 👹
I will title this #QuarantineRantsBefore9AM

Thank you for your time
LOL @FlyFrontier emailed today with a new offer lasting a whole **2 days** before it expires to get a $50 voucher you have to use before dec 31 but OBVIIIIIII you still have to use the original ticket credit in the next 3 months .... L M A O
Kindaaaaaa sounds to me like they know they’ll soon be forced into a semi normal cancellation policy & are trying to manipulate people to cancel now before all air travel is grounded in 72 hours. Truly @FlyFrontier , go fuck yourselves
Weird how that @FlyFrontier ~AmAziNg~ limited time offer that was supposedly expiring on 3/23 has been extended 2500 times! (I would know because they’ve only sent me like 3 emails per day about it) #DesperateDebbie
TBH I’m just trying to make this thread continue through the entire quarantine so either BUCKLE UP or unfollow. But I think we can all collectively agree that trolling these shitty ass greedy companies makes us feel just a tiny bit better 💁🏼‍♀️
Unless you’re one of those creepy MAGA people ranting on Facebook about how we need to send everybody back to work to boost the economy and “who cares if people die” ......in which case I strongly encourage you to unfollow & also go lick a public toilet seat
GOOD MORNING #QUARANTINETHREAD FANS, I HAVE GREAT NEWS:
Shove that $50 voucher with 1 million terms and conditions up your ass and give me my money 😎😎😎😎😎😎 (don’t worry I already requested the refund and it’s being processed — no shady “pls call us to do this” BS because @FlyFrontier knows it’s over at this point)
I don’t think it’s possible to have had this thread age better if I tried

Jesus himself couldn’t create this magic

Now onto more important work from home matters, aka, the sims.
In completely unrelated news (yes we’re still using this thread bc this is now my life’s work) —

My entire facebook timeline is equivalent to the fucking modern day myspace survey bulletins **boomer edition** and it makes me want to put 100 tiny slits in my eyeballs
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