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(Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy)
I wonder if this #coronavirus was released on purpose because certain people didn't like the idea of Idris Alba being the next James Bond. (JK, sort of) https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1239626507829547011
I wonder if this #coronavirus was released on purpose because certain people didn't like the idea of Idris Alba being the next James Bond. (JK, sort of) https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1239626507829547011
I'm actually quite shocked nobody else thought of this...
Now I'm wondering what other Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories I've thought of that nobody else did.
Maybe this will be a thread of Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories.
We already know who the Trumplodytes blame.
Now I'm wondering what other Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories I've thought of that nobody else did.
Maybe this will be a thread of Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories.
We already know who the Trumplodytes blame.
(Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy) 2
What if a crazy RWNJ Trumpster Televangelical somehow got ahold of this virus and released it in Wuhan to unleash the Q-prophecied Apocalypse on all us non-believers.
This one's crazy enough to be true! I could believe a Trumpster would do this.
What if a crazy RWNJ Trumpster Televangelical somehow got ahold of this virus and released it in Wuhan to unleash the Q-prophecied Apocalypse on all us non-believers.
This one's crazy enough to be true! I could believe a Trumpster would do this.
(Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy Theory 3)
Trump & his team intentionally spread a virus originally from bats that would look like it came from a lizard in Wuhan, China because they thought a pandemic would be fun and easy to win, while making Trump a hero. https://twitter.com/EricLiptonNYT/status/1240659865984552960?s=20
Trump & his team intentionally spread a virus originally from bats that would look like it came from a lizard in Wuhan, China because they thought a pandemic would be fun and easy to win, while making Trump a hero. https://twitter.com/EricLiptonNYT/status/1240659865984552960?s=20
No, they're not stupid enough to do something like that...
Wait, yes they are!
I might create a work of fiction out of this thread someday...
If I survive.
Wait, yes they are!
I might create a work of fiction out of this thread someday...
If I survive.
(Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy Theory 4)
This #coronavirus was intentionally released to "cull the herd" to create more resources for the survivors so we can all go on polluting for another hundred years before climate change does us all in... https://twitter.com/SethMacFarlane/status/1240683310717661184?s=19
This #coronavirus was intentionally released to "cull the herd" to create more resources for the survivors so we can all go on polluting for another hundred years before climate change does us all in... https://twitter.com/SethMacFarlane/status/1240683310717661184?s=19
This is going to be one hell of a wild fictional apocalyptic novel. Hope enough people stick around to read it, if I'm around to write it...
(Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy Theory 5)
Trump had this virus released in China to punish China because, like trade wars, viral wars are fun & easy to win.
Trump had this virus released in China to punish China because, like trade wars, viral wars are fun & easy to win.
Would be funny if any of this crazy conspiracy theory thread ended up being true...
(Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy Theory 6)
This virus was unleased on the world because someone (human, not supernatural...) didn't want the world to celebrate 4/20/20 this year!
Can't do that if everyone is on lockdown!
(My mom came up with this one!)
This virus was unleased on the world because someone (human, not supernatural...) didn't want the world to celebrate 4/20/20 this year!
Can't do that if everyone is on lockdown!
(My mom came up with this one!)
(Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy Theory 7)
Trump & his evil circle of cronies unleashed the virus on the world to suspend the Constitution of the USA & seize lifelong power...
PS - Once a Consitutional Right is given up, it's gone forever. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/doj-suspend-constitutional-rights-coronavirus-970935/
Trump & his evil circle of cronies unleashed the virus on the world to suspend the Constitution of the USA & seize lifelong power...
PS - Once a Consitutional Right is given up, it's gone forever. https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/doj-suspend-constitutional-rights-coronavirus-970935/
(Crazy Coronavirus Conspiracy Theory 8)
Russia (with NK's help) created this coronavirus & vaccines for it that they already used on themselves & then unleashed it to take over the world.
First they'll make the USA their bitch.
Then they will offer the world their cure.
Russia (with NK's help) created this coronavirus & vaccines for it that they already used on themselves & then unleashed it to take over the world.
First they'll make the USA their bitch.
Then they will offer the world their cure.
Yes, this is a satirical thread but it's funny how often satire & reality can intersect. Even though I don't believe this is actually a nefarious plot, I am quite sure that people will capitalize on tragedy. There are plenty of greedy assholes in the world.
(CCC Theory 8 Addendum)
And with that, Deutsche Bank forecloses on all of Trump's loans, sells the properties to Putin who demands everyone in the USA proclaim him our king or he won't give us the cure his people have amazingly found before anyone else. https://twitter.com/davidenrich/status/1245783603671445507
And with that, Deutsche Bank forecloses on all of Trump's loans, sells the properties to Putin who demands everyone in the USA proclaim him our king or he won't give us the cure his people have amazingly found before anyone else. https://twitter.com/davidenrich/status/1245783603671445507
