These are difficult times, and it seems appropriate to somehow track the days—and the devolution of my sanity—as they wear on. How better than in Schitt’s Creek gifs?

This Quarantine Life (Day 1, Friday 3/13)
#SchittsCreek #AloneTogether
This Quarantine Life (Day 2, Saturday 3/14)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 3, Sunday 3/15)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 4, Monday 3/16)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 5, Tuesday 3/17)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 6, Wednesday 3/18)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 7, Thursday 3/19)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 8, Friday 3/20)
#SchittsCreek

(Like...Literally. Just called in a Xanax refill 🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂)
This Quarantine Life (Day 9, Saturday 3/21)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 10, Sunday 3/22)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 11, Monday 3/23)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 12, Tuesday 3/24)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 13, Wednesday, 3/25)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 14, Thursday 3/26)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 15, Friday 3/27)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 16, Saturday 3/28)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 17, Sunday 3/29)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 18, Monday 3/30)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 19, Tuesday 3/31)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 20, Wednesday 4/1)
#SchittsCreek

(Because Twyla. After last night, always, always Twyla 😍)
This Quarantine Life (Day 21, Thursday 4/2)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 22, Friday 4/3)
#SchittsCreek

(Lockdown now extended here until 5/4.)
This Quarantine Life (Day 23, Saturday 4/4)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 24, Sunday 4/5)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 25, Monday 4/6)
#SchittsCreek
The Quarantine Life (Day 26, Tuesday 4/7)

The Schitt’s Creek finale is tonight, and I just don’t know how that’s possible.
#SchittsCreek #SchittsFinale
The Quarantine Life (Day 27, Wednesday 4/8)
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life (Day 28, Thursday 4/9)
#SchittsCreek

Four weeks. Yikes.
This Quarantine Life (Day 29, Friday 4/10)
#SchittsCreek
This Quaranti—eh who the fuck cares. Day 30. #SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 31.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 32.
#SchittsCreek

Moira, that’s not—okay. Mmhmm. It’s fine. It’s all FINE.
This Quarantine Life. Day 33.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine LIfe. Day 34.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 35.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 36.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 37.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 38.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 39.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 40.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 41.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 42.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day FORTY FUCKING THREE.
#SchittsCreek

Happy Friday. Hope you’re not running out of the essentials.
This Quarantine Life. Day 44.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 45.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 46.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 47.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 48.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 49.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 50.
#SchittsCreek

Day 50? SAME, MOIRA. SAME. We are all you.
This Quarantine Life. Day 51.
#SchittsCreek

Nope! Extended to May 31. Sorry, Moira.
This Quarantine Life. Day 52.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 53.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 54.
#SchittsCreek

Guess who has a 54-tweet thread and is being tested for COVID today? THIS LADY.
This Quarantine Life. Day 55.
#SchittsCreek

Waiting for results...
This Quarantine Life. Day 56.
#SchittsCreek

Dear Pneumonia, Go away. Love, Mezzo
This Quarantine Life. Day 58.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 59.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 60.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 61.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 62.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 63.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 64.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 65.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 66.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine LIfe. Day 67.
#SchittsCreek

I know, Ted. Sixty-seven days is RUFF.
This Quarantine Life. Day 68.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 69.
#SchittsCreek

I mean, as long as everyone wears them, the order doesn’t much matter...
This Quarantine Life. Day 70.
#SchittsCreek

Seventy days. It doesn’t seem real. (Also...how are there SEVENTY quarantine-appropriate @SchittsCreek gifs?)
This Quarantine Life. Day 71.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 72.
#SchittsCreek

Quarantine baking, y/fy?
This Quarantine Life. Day 73.
#SchittsCreek

The final week begins...
This Quarantine Life. Day 74.
#SchittsCreek
https://twitter.com/icmezzo/status/1266412019483242496?s=21

(Sorry, i don’t know why the thread got messed up, but it should all be connected now.) https://twitter.com/ICMezzo/status/1266412019483242496
This Quarantine Life. Day 79.
#SchittsCreek
This Quarantine Life. Day 80.
#SchittsCreek

This is the last day I’m under official stay-home orders, but the situation out there doesn’t exactly seem safe. Still, I’ll wrap up this thread tomorrow when my area moves into the real first stages of reopening.
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