Having Roommates: A Thread
Dog heard something in kitchen. Went to investigate. Wade aggressively drinking two glasses of water in the dark at 12:21am.
I found the peanut butter in the fridge.
2am. Window open. Heard water running outside. Looked outside and didn't see anyone. Texted roommate upstairs. He was peeing out the window. (Also he bet me $5 that I wouldn't tweet about this)
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