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Starting ASOS 
Why are the prologues always so long and boring it's like he wants me to close the book the moment I open it 
Tyrion: I saved the city.
Tywin:
Tywin:
Although he low-key did 
We could've have Olenna Targaryen??!
She really ended her whole family's existence like that
Olenna when someone from her family says hi to her
She's racist too I see why the Targaryens wanted her 
Varys was found dead in his chamber clutching his tear soaked pillow
Lesbian subtext
So far Mance Rayder seems better than 99% of the Kings South of the Wall.
HAPPY DAENERYS FINALLY 
The FLAVOUR that this has
They talking bout Rhaegar. Dany's excitement over him is too touching.
That squire: "So the Prince decided to become a warrior-"
Dany: AND HE WAS!! THE BEST!! My brother
Dany: AND HE WAS!! THE BEST!! My brother
Why am I reading about Jorah hands and lips on Dany first thing in the morning?
Why does Samwell have a PoV
Lordt
I don't know how I'll get through the next book because I really do be checking the index after every chapter to see when the next Daenerys or Jon chapter will be.
Tywin works so hard to make sure his kids never have a trauma free year. We stan a dedicated man 
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I'm pretty sure Catelyn thinks about Jon more than she thinks about Arya
I didn't think I'd find Jeyne this endearing . She's making me soften to Robb as well.
. She's making me soften to Robb as well.
Jeyne: H-
Catelyn : HIPS. THE BIRTHING MACHINE HAS STRONG HIPS.
Catelyn : HIPS. THE BIRTHING MACHINE HAS STRONG HIPS.
See what I said about the Lannisters being weird af? And y'all cry about Targcest.
This whole chapter was so cute . Gendrya and Arya being a child for once. And that lady....yeah I don't think Catelyn was ever that nice to her skzhskzjs.
. Gendrya and Arya being a child for once. And that lady....yeah I don't think Catelyn was ever that nice to her skzhskzjs.
"but it was never Jorah Mormont she dreamed of; her lover was always younger and more comely, though his face remained a shifting shadow"
Daenerys just slapped that Jorah bitch
Drogon said "FREE ME FROM THIS ACURSED THING, MOTHER."
She is so fucking sweet
This 15 year old in a medieval world understands power dynamics this well....
Daenerys idolising Rhaegar and taking his lead when it comes to ruling
Ahahah thanks for reminding me, you bald bitch.
jorah constantly tries to isolate daenerys and reacts violently when she listens to people other than him and that's just classic abuser tactics she needs to open her eyes to this person fr
the tourney at harrenhal!!! my rhaegar and lyanna rights I AM FED.
I AM FED.
this daenerys chapter is making me CRY. daenerys is so pure and her taking rhaegar as her role model for everything-
“Dracarys!” they shouted back, the sweetest word she’d ever heard.
"And all around them slavers ran and sobbed and begged and died, and the dusty air was filled with spears and fire."
jaime is quickly becoming my favourite asoiaf male character after jon
so i have the red wedding to look forward to.....
GO OFF MAKE HIM CRY
House Targaryen will end with me. That made her sad. “You must be my children,” she told the dragons, “my three fierce children. Arstan says dragons live longer than men, so you will go on after I am dead.”
do i really have to read about daenerys thirst over that blue haired freak for 2 (or more!) books?
"he has blue eyes" so do the wights tf
"he has blue eyes" so do the wights tf
this is fr the best scene the series has to offer- show or books.
idk how some of the few stark stans who've read the books get this whole stark goods lannisters (and targaryens for some reason???) bad worldview. you read like four thousands pages full of words and absorbed nothing, learnt nothing.
ha. 
yeah catelyn really is peak white women.
her: *talks smack to people*
also her: why are MEN so FRAGILE? why can't they stand STRONG WOMEN? i shall WEEP now.
her: *talks smack to people*
also her: why are MEN so FRAGILE? why can't they stand STRONG WOMEN? i shall WEEP now.
genius tactician
why is her last thought "please don't cut my hair. ned loves my hair". it's like george wants me to bully her even in this tragedy.
i kind of abandoned this thread because i was too invested in the reading and forgot to add anything. now tell me why this book started with me having to read about jorah's lips on dany's and is now going to end with petyr's lips on sansa's 
