it’s happening https://twitter.com/CokieFaith/status/1238861819390955521

ah yes, patrick dempsey being a jerk doctor, as he also does in one of my favorite films: valentine’s day

why is david tennant here

tripped...and fell...holding a NAIL GUN?!?!?

why did y’all let me do this

meredith walking into this party is what i THOUGHT i would be walking into my apartment after the first home game in 2016

everyone was asleep with the lights on and pizza in their hands due to yellow hammer mimosas

christina showing up to work with the flu??? no thank you

patrick dempsey’s wife in valentine’s day is here!!! i welcome this chaos!!!

having to choose who survives removing this pole that has impaled them is a little too on the nose in this moment

does george ever cut his hair

PLEASE

i am almost in love with him but i need him to cut his hair

patrick was really out there in a fitted green vest

about to go fly fishing probably

mere staying home to avoid the end of the world!!! prescient!!!

gay nfl player from valentine’s day is here!!!

and would you look at that

jerk doctor dempsey punched him

hi mark

i think i almost like george because he reminds me of all the ATOs i almost had crushes on in college

did alex ever pass his boards

george’s haircut is, as suspected, an improvement

the number of times Joshua Radin and Ray LaMontagne are playing during this already emotional television program is a personal attack

“I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.”

right up there with “Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought.”

you almost hope you have to use those lines one day

I have no perception of real time here. Izzie and Alex lasted like four hours. Callie and George have been happening for two days.

why are still deeply angry about that ending? why are we saying i love you?

alex using college football metaphors to talk about the gang is not helping my emotional state!!!

i can’t breathe with patrick dempsey looking like that either and he’s not even looking at me!!!

you think things can’t get anymore dramatic and then chasing cars starts up

i’m sorry

this couple

has the PLAGUE?!?!?!

addison in the bucket hat is just

i feel like i should have expected abigail breslin removing staples with her teeth

I don’t understand how Finn is supposed to be competition? He is boring?

i am Tired of your games, mere

i am Doubly Tired of your games after my celebrity crush dream sadness, meredith!!! the excess!!! the disregard for the privilege of human connection!!!

“the dirty mistresses club has rules???”

my Valentine’s Day-based loyalty to Eric Dane remains

ok so i am in love with george but in an i want him on my team way

george would laugh at my earnest love for watching the sun set on the county courthouse (but in a loving way!!!) and would drag me to watch it when I was sad

(he would also remember that it’s the federal courthouse, not the county courthouse)

i support alex and anyone that gets him stumbling over his words

but i support alex and anyone anyway, because i am a flawed human being

george’s hair

it is long again

he has let himself go in marriage

how many seasons before izzie admits why she actually resents callie

ELIZABETH MOSS IS HERE

this does not give me hope as she is a sure sign of suffering

george i SWEAR

oh my god

mellie grant

i do not care for these california people

i take it back i am here for the zac efron body double (still not so much for the great value rob lowe and the rest)

oh alex. bless your heart, babe.

the s4 bailey speeches are almost ruined by alex’s facial hair

am i really supposed to believe the first three seasons were a single YEAR

they were a week in my time but whatever

time is meaningless

bailey yelling about how things are not black and white is my entire worldview

alex

ALEX

A L E X

baby grey looks twelve

is she twelve

can she drive a car

why is the curly-haired psych resident whose name I intentionally haven’t learned still here

omg

it’s brianna from A Cinderella Story

Y’ALL

i was GONNA go to bed and they had to do one of these sill two part episodes

and now the love of my life is talking smack about the UC system!!! the banana slugs are precious!!!

i do like dr. hahn

t.r. knight is currently starring in my head as Jack O’Mara in One Day in December

jack would probably also neglect to update his mother on his marital status

can everyone PLEASE just get a good night’s sleep before confronting their lovers and friends

these interns are...children

i’ll accept that baby grey is a pre-teen

alex’s facial hair has not quit

but i would like it to

can they not take the stairs

i’ve reached a Very Gay Episode

“if you want me to stay, i’ll stay” is the tagline of this whole television program

the fear and grief in alex’s eyes as he yells at izzie is too much

they showed up to *each others* houses........this is why i don’t believe in surprises

this is a fire hazard

i am pro alex and izzie but as i have said before

i am pro alex and everyone

i hope rose leaves soon

my mom has a video of my sisters when they were like 3 and 5 singing White Horse in the bath so it wrecks me and my parents every time

end of episode music choices continue to feel like personal attacks!!!

“she’s no single malt scotch”

mark you woulda had a great time at wine wednesday don’t kid yourself

why are the babies doing SURGERY on each other

who lets them be here

no one has near enough bags under their eyes!!! none of these people have had a good night’s sleep since 8th grade!!!

izzie has so many candles? this whole show is a fire hazard?

i really wish amanda schull’s body double with an accent was just amanda schull

ugh is this why katherine heigl’s hair has been extra golden

more!! candles!!

derek WHY you are going to burn the house down

i regret to inform you that the thing i know taye diggs from is america’s next top model

why are naomi and sam still singing this song?? as if they themselves are not also divorced??

what the hell, boys

it says something about me (and probably anyone keeping up with this thread) that I immediately recognized Michael Rady from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in approximately mmm 0.2 seconds