self-quarantine shenanigans: a thread of transpiring nonsense only explained by cabin fever

(1) I jokingly sent my mom this TikTok and she spiraled in studying the (alleged) medicinal properties of different alcoholic drinks. As I tweet this, she is out buying tequila, vodka, whiskey, wines, and Baileys to “stave off Corona”. My house rarely has alcohol in it.

(2) We celebrated the beautiful weather and entertained a desire to learn new things by practicing gymnastics maneuvers outside

(3) My siblings and I spent the afternoon learning the choreography to the iconic Napoleon Dynamite dance routine #voteforpedro

(4) Josh (my brother) and I spent too long scrolling through google image search results for “walrus” and characterized/animated every single magnificent, blubbery boi

(5) My legs burn from hauling Josh around the neighborhood