this is a m*gnus *rchives thread

did forget this was a horror podcast & the anglerfish ep really freaked me out at midnight last night lol

i’ve seen a funny text post abt this coffin so i already know it’s gonna be bad

would’ve been a cool coffee table

haha! nevermind apparently

horrible that the worst part of this ep is that nobody else lived in that apartment building

i miss the black tapes

well. i miss early black tapes.

i’m almost too genre savvy for this podcast whoops

like a weird woman stabs you and she keeps following you? like i’m not supposed to think she impregnated this lady weirdly? cmon

also all of the teeth being in the bag being different versions of the same teeth is some Fringe shit, love it

i’m thinking werewolf sequel stuff?

ahh, sacred geometry

got 2 say the brackish water is the scariest part of this whole ep but that’s because i’ve always been afraid of water coming out of a tap or shower head that isn’t clear

when i was really young (like 8 or 10) my dad was watching some crime show where a lady’s dead body was found because they had disposed of her in the water tank of an apartment building and the shower head was just blood. same yr saw ring 2 w the bad bathtub haunting stuff

tma s1e18: aw the meat was him wasn’t iti

19: is this the same tale as evo but from the other side??????

does anyone know why. cannibalism is the one thing that enthrallsbme & also makes my skin crawl

anyways got too spooked to keep listening to it tonight

martin!!! his voice

jon believing martin...... wow.

“Keep him. We have had our fun.”

oh good creepy dolls. love it.

love Something Wicked This Way Comes

dudes doing statements be like “rite, wots all this then, let’s get one thing strait”

“the lightbulbs kept bursting” mm good i know how this is gonna go

i love it when in universe characters start connecting dots. that is The Stuff.

stapling then skin is some Thistle shit

tim... i do not Trust you

“You need to get some sleep.” wow

let jon take a nap

*learns tim is timothy stoker* me turning to matt: THIS IS YOUR KING??

“I’m sorry I left you.”

is that.... not-sasha?

“is martin hiding something?” a crush

me: bentham?! i remember that name! [tries to start remembering lore]
jon: he invented the panopticon,
me: aw fuck it’s just school stuff

“I am not a brave man...... but a very stubborn one.” ok kin

the name Daisy is familiar......

can british therapists write scripts or does j sims just not actually go to therapy or what have u

the laugh that Michael did...... no thanks.

"There is no such thing as a real name."

Michael said trans rights

completely unbelievable that a woman would ever travel by herself

nevermind just found out that tim’s dating a man and a woman and like. mad respect.

“Don’t worry, I’m cool; good work, boss.”

tim is the best character you’re right everyone

tim i’m so sorry i doubted you sweetie

“The hot one?” amazing, thank u

the mlm/wlw solidarity of being horrified of being confused as straight. amazing.

poor montauk

martin is in love with jon...... this dumb gay idiot

martin is so cute. jon is so angry at him and martin is worried about lying about his degree.

jon is so happy that martin isn’t lying to him about anything. cute.

i’m looking at the art for the wiki of this episode and i miss w359 i guess

they called an intervention..... u love to see it

daisy !!!!!!

grandmother keay worked for the institute........

cannot BELIEVE the ghost hunter knew that sasha isn’t Sasha when her own coworkers didn’t notice

tim being angry is the best part of the whole show. this is the good stuff.

“You know what? Fuck you!”

“my murderer dot avi” ok boomer

basira saying goodbye to jon & him asking about the tapes....... what an emotional idiot

“Do you know what memes are?”

i think the Not Them enjoy when they find the one or two people who break through the spell. its like. oh, good, this will be more fun.

“It is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London.”

i can’t believe he broke the table

“just cobwebs” you should know better than that

martin is like. are you sure supernatural stuff is real.

tim’s like. martin can’t be more brave than me.

all the pieces were there, mr archivist. you could’ve saved them.

keener eyes.....

“That’ll be our Gerard.”

“I didn’t know Gertrude had assistants.”
“Of course, three; each meeting their own unpleasant ends.”

if tim goes.... we riot

“You’re simply the observer.” damn

they think jon did it..... oh no

mmmmm@mmmmm@mm

“You guys have fine names, that I can have.” jonny is fae

alex talking abt bl*ck t*pes with barely hidden disdain - chef’s kiss

my favorite part about just downloading all of s3 is seeing just the episode descriptions and being like “oh good, tim has a missing brother. martin’s doing recordings! oh gerard key is dead but he’s here hm”

my biggest fear is seeing this and going “this is season 3?! more happens after this????”

he knows the what the ghost podcast host? to the point that she’ll let him crash??

also i’m so glad to finally meet The Admiral, seen him on a meme

martin being pleasantly flustered when daisy said he & jon were seen as “close.” i adore this idiot.

elias laughing at “just a john doe” is a sick joke but it made me also laugh

i hope daisy gets to kill elias !!!!

elias referencing that he knows martin lies on his cv.... he sucks

martin!!

jon .... i love you

georgie and jon making fun of this dating profile..... that’s friendship

rip to jon when he fines out that melanie is gonna be his assistant

“The first Sasha, what was she like?”

“The audience is only safe if the story isn’t about them.”

the second someone says “it won’t hurt” they are lying.

I LOVE TIM

elias is like “you’re in trouble” and tim is like “you should fire me! please! try it!”

daisy........

“You sneaky little freak!”

elias’ superpower is being a horrible snitch

elias telling everyone they’ll die a horrible death and everyone being shocked but jon saying “that sounds about right” is truly the Stuff

jon LOVES the admiral. and wouldn’t you. wouldn’t you.

georgie being upset that jon became an archivist w/o an MLIS is a mood

“I’m trying to tell you that monsters are real!”
“I know.”

“If something happens to you, or God forbid, the Admiral-“

so michael’s laugh has always been..... disconcerting

martin has met his mortal enemy, someone who just doesn’t understand that more details are needed when making a statement

“Your name’s John Smith?”

i hate this man for naming his jack russel “jackie”

martin is gonna give some money from his wallet......

oh my god i can’t believe he tried to do it

that was improved...... that’s very good

“Out with the old, in with, well, you!”

definitely gagging jon is the smartest way to take away his powers but also what is he saying

the annoyed & also understanding sigh he makes when michael says he’s going to kill him, that’s the stuff

“Police seem really keen to not investigate crimes happening here.”
“That’s actually fair.”
“Can you shut up.”

the bit about jon being able to understand other languages while Learning is so good.... that’s the stuff

oh good. oh good another daedalus update. good good good no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt

are basira & melanie..... they Should.

me: elias isn’t great but i don’t think he’s evil
elias: [makes melanie cry]
me: i will murder him with my bare hands

why wouldn’t jon think that he’s get sick when leaving the institute. i mean he sounded better just after doing the introduction.

he just Knew she was julia, right? she didn’t say so

hi peter. please don’t harm martin.

“I think I understand why she brought me back, I just don’t understand why she left me behind.”

“Like colors, but if colors hated me.”

“I always wanted people to call me Gerry.”

“Murder club wasn’t supposed to be like this.”

hmm the Slaughter is getting a little too hungry, huh

also the Hunt too

jon subconsciously wants to keep martin safe

“Yes, if you die, I doubt you will be able to retrieve any of your expenses.”

“I’m making a decision: I trust them. All of them.”

can i get an f in the chat for martin’s crush being found out through these tapes

“I suppose that is part of trusting someone - letting them help when you can.”

“[Daisy]’s a fixed point, and if she’s there, I know exactly where I stand, exactly what I’m doing - relative to her.”

martin having a little too much burning the statements.... it’s also kind of killing me lmao

i took a quiz that said i’m sasha but the way martin was almost angry at himself for being so hung up on jon...... kin

“I’m sure you know that smoking kills.”

s3 finale kids

billy ray cyrus much to think about dot png

jonny..... how could u not know that ppl thought elias was going to be sexy to the internet. were you not around for loki. draco malfoy. moriarty. the master. i can go on.

why were y’all so desperate to make me like tim

jonny & alex: we loved w359
me: [distrust]

when jon just calls him Archivist.... an Emotion

can’t stop thinking abt the “and now i see you” parallel at the end of s3........... hm.

got really laid low at jon having to ask for a cup of tea & being cut off. laid real low.

also can’t stop thinking about when jon said he had to start dealing with new feelings and in the same sentence worried abt martin’s health & safety. much to think about.

“You’re sure he’s real?”
“He sends memos.”

i’m so stressed out jon is sooooooooo jealous of peter lukas

tbqh the Good Stuff is person a gets over their crush just over person b gets a crush, assuming person a still likes them but like. that’s just me. it’s not good but i do love it.

they’re just. they’re just gonna do surgery on her. good & normal.

does anybody know why. does anybody know why the end of the lukas & martin scene made me cry

i mean i’m gonna murder him but i wasn’t expecting to cry

also who’s martin talking to. the tape recorder? like it’s a friend. martin.

before i go to bed i want to say that i hope that the tapes are a Something and the tapes that martin records finds their way to jon and vice versa and so they can talk without actually talking

& if this doesn’t work i’m gonna make maddie listen to this podcast so she’ll write this fanfiction with me

breekon misses his husband so much

“I miss you. I just-. Let me.”

jon: i need an anchor
me, who watched teen wolf & read percy jackson: oh god oh god

“Something I can know my way back to.”

“I will never turn my back on Daisy.”

my third eye is wide open & knows that it was martin by the coffin that jon sensed, and the tape recorders helped

please stop making me think about the darkness of space

please someone take that lighter away from jon!!!! please!!!!

daisy telling jon to get over himself and get a drink. good.

jon’s rib just being in his drawer. it’s just there.

next to prentiss’ ashes. good.

the way he talks to floyd after the statement...... no thanks. no thanks.

martin’s like. yes. i’m definitely a manager. yes.

i hope martin beats his ass after this

martin doesn’t like daisy like. i get it but let her sit with you.

number stations i love you

i made a martin blackwood spotify playlist so i'm In It, now

daisy tonner please call me

eric delano call me ??????

“I know what she could do, but I thought she loved me, that she wouldn’t hurt me.”

oh i love the Lobster

the “fuck off” was exactly the reaction alex had when jonny told him the plot twist

jon wants to run away with martin

melanie are you SURE

“I think I still cares that he hears my voice.”

oh i love Us

martin: [starts talking]
me: [immediately braces myself to cry]

“I really loved you.”

“I don’t just want to survive.”

“I see you, Jon. I see you.”

oh y’all that cliffhanger sure was something huh

not gonna be able to start s5 until monday probably but it’s better than a five month wait

like i knew jonmartin but hey. jonmartin.

they were so alone and yet they kept looking for each other. and they found each other. and they keep finding each other.

jonny talking a lot about dolphins in this q&a huh

the cackle IS very good

jon just nodding along at his birthday party. lmao mood.