Academics with kids, when isolating at home.
Academics with no kids, when isolating at home.
Academics who’d been on strike now looking at emails, when isolating at home.
Academics who’ve had a long term, when isolating at home.
Academics who work too hard now having withdrawal, when isolating at home.
Posh academics, when isolating at home.
The one and only @ProfRuthMassey @CMMBristol , isolating at home
Academics who’ve tried to avoid drinking during term, when isolating at home.
Academics who are still getting thousand email reminders a day from uni, journals, grant boards, when isolating at home.
Academics who have dogs, when isolating at home.
Academics whose other half is still at work but is suggesting chores around the house, when isolating at home.
Academics when seeing the quality of daytime tv for first time, when isolating at home.
Academics not having to have uni catering sandwiches for lunch, when isolating at home.
Academics trying to get Zoom to work, when isolating at home.
Academics who don’t realise their Xoom/Skype is on, when isolating at home.
Academics who finally get. Zoom to work and are about to speak to 200 students, when isolating at home.
Academics who can finally be themselves, when isolating at home.
Academics realising for first time that people actually ring your door bell when you’re at work, when isolating at home.
Academic who messed up the thread and will now have to repost them all again, when isolating at home.
Academics wondering is it too early for a beer at midday on the first day, when isolating at home.
Academics realising for the first time that they actually have neighbors, when isolating at home.
Academics trying to figure out how to operate the dishwasher as in work someone else always does it, when isolating at home.
Academics who left their laptops in work still trying to create powerful audio-visuals, when isolating at home.
Academics when they get a REF reminder email whilst all that is important is keeping themselves and their families alive, when isolating at home.
Academics realising they’ve forgotten their Remote Desktop login password , when isolating at home.
Academics getting virtual hugs and support from their uni's (no change there!) , when isolating at home.
Academics after surviving just a single first day, when isolating at home.
Academics suddenly realising that shouldn't have hi-fived in the last tweet , when isolating at home.
Academics heading to bed exhausted as they've done x1000 times more work than usual without the normal phone calls, knocks on the office door, the supposedly urgent meetings, when isolating at home.
OK OK one last one by popular demand. Academics with kids, when isolating at home.
Academics with teenage kids when they manage to sort something on their work laptop without having to ask the teens how, when isolating at home.
Academics feeling like 👇 when emails still arrive from the boss, when isolating at home.
Academics feelings stirring in their office at home in only day 2, when isolating at home.
Academics waiting to get sensible updates and guidance from @UniversitiesUK , when isolating at home.
Academics suddenly realising that home catering wasn’t everything they dreamed it would be, when isolating at home.
Academics suddenly realising that the bookshelves with all those books you’ve bought but never read finally comes in useful in all Skype calls to make you look serious and scholarly, when isolating at home.
Academics hearing that funny Skype pinging noise fit an incoming call when they’re in the kitchen and their laptop is in the other room, when isolating at home.
Academics missing rigorous debates and discussions with colleagues take to arguing with the wall, when isolating at home.
Academics being wonderfully supported by our amazing professional services 💕 carrying us and our students through this crisis, when isolating at home.
Academics desperately reading guidelines for online delivery of lectures, when isolating at home.
Academics when a bunch of students send you wonderful emails of support and thanks for all your efforts, when we’re actually just doing the jobs we love and will always go that extra mile for them, when isolating at home.
Academics doing their happy dance when they suddenly realise that it’s end of the day and can shut down those over heating laptops, when isolating at home.
This academic when he realises he’s running out of ideas and there’s possible 12 weeks to go 😱, when isolating at home.
This academic trying to escape from the worm hole, when isolating at home.
Every academics size of needed wine glass tonight, when isolating at home
Academics waking and realising it’s another day of working online, when isolating at home.
Academics other halves gently encouraging therm to get up and get online, when isolating at home.
Academics in the UK losing their greatest collaboration tool (and about bloody time), when isolating at home.
Academics with kids, day 7 of home schooling, when isolating at home.
Academics with kids, when isolating at home, realising weekends are now just the same as week days
Academics with kids, when isolating at home, realising that someone is gonna have to put on that homemade easter bunny outfit 😱
Academics with kids, when isolating at home, realising that the dream of total online teaching is a long long long way away
Academics with kids, when isolating at home, realising in Skype meetings that.......
Academics with kids, when isolating at home, when some suggest using Skype for Business instead of Zoom
Academics when isolating at home, realising their broadband speed is just not up to a 40 person Zoom meeting
Academics when isolating at home, what they actually do in online meetings when their camera is off
Academics when isolating at home, when online meetings about meetings become the norm
Academics when isolating at home, returning from the stores after buying too much expresso coffee and organic humus
Academics with kids, when isolating at home, realising that school teachers have taught your kids a whole new way to do long division and multiplication than you learned
Academics when isolating at home, when one partner suggests to the other that they should swap offices
Academics with kids, when isolating at home, when someone suggest they play board games instead of watching TV
Academics with kids, when isolating at home, when the stores are now limiting shoppers to only ONE bottle of gin per shop
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