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Day 2 of isolation: I am the fruit ninja!!!!!!!!
Day 3 of isolation: I only fell down the stairs once today
Day 5: opened a bottle of Prosecco
Day 5.5: I finished my bottle of Prosecco
Day 5.9: finished said bottle 
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Day 6: surprisingly not hurting physically, just emotionally by my embarrassing double tweeting
Day 7: slowly on my way to becoming a masterchef!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 7.5: why is Marissa eating a lime at Oliver’s New Year’s Eve party
Day 8: was too engrossed with Tiger King to tweet but go watch it on Netflix bye
Day 9: all those years with polish neighbours have (hopefully) paid off
Day 9 update: I now know you’re supposed to put tin foil over the rolls when in the oven...
Day 9.5: wondering where I can find joe exotic’s sparkly gold shirt
Day 10: chef-dom continues—it’s so good i didn’t wait to take a pic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻‍🍳" title="Woman cook (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cook (light skin tone)">
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Day 10: we made it a goal to try and get thru all of our records, yesterday’s record count was 1
today is a new day folks
today is a new day folks
Day 10.5: why does Ryan have to sleep on an air mattress on Seth’s floor (when Theresa visits) when the Cohens have a guest room
Day 11: I’ve only made mac & cheese twice and I consider that an accomplishment
Day 12: the Prosecco is chilling
Day 13: I’ve found my new career as a trivia host
Day 14: finally put jeans on again today
Day 15: dual monitors are life-changing
Day 15.5: my personal trainer (seen here) has been giving me the eye so decided to actually workout today
Day 16: I miss the other kinds of girls night in’s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Day 17: today I saw a girl walking a pug in a sweater that had a giant pig face on it and that’s the kind of energy I want to have when I grow up
Day 18: my chips and dip arrived. That is all.
Day 19: put on jeans again. leg hairs sticking out of the bottom. meh.
Day 20: I’m not sure if I’m more sad about Hamilton getting cancelled or Jason DeRulo.... let’s be real it’s https://youtu.be/Ak-OUYwCbmo ">https://youtu.be/Ak-OUYwCb...
Day 21: the patio furniture has finally escaped from the depths of the shed, bring on the sun!!!!!!!!
