Day 2 of isolation: I am the fruit ninja!!!!!!!!

Day 3 of isolation: I only fell down the stairs once today

Day 5: opened a bottle of Prosecco

Day 5.5: I finished my bottle of Prosecco

Day 5.9: finished said bottle

Day 6: surprisingly not hurting physically, just emotionally by my embarrassing double tweeting

Day 7: slowly on my way to becoming a masterchef!!!!!!!!!!!

Day 7.5: why is Marissa eating a lime at Oliver’s New Year’s Eve party

Day 8: was too engrossed with Tiger King to tweet but go watch it on Netflix bye

Day 9: all those years with polish neighbours have (hopefully) paid off

Day 9 update: I now know you’re supposed to put tin foil over the rolls when in the oven...

Day 9.5: wondering where I can find joe exotic’s sparkly gold shirt

Day 10: chef-dom continues—it’s so good i didn’t wait to take a pic

Day 10: we made it a goal to try and get thru all of our records, yesterday’s record count was 1

today is a new day folks

Day 10.5: why does Ryan have to sleep on an air mattress on Seth’s floor (when Theresa visits) when the Cohens have a guest room

Day 11: I’ve only made mac & cheese twice and I consider that an accomplishment

Day 12: the Prosecco is chilling

Day 13: I’ve found my new career as a trivia host

Day 14: finally put jeans on again today

Day 15: dual monitors are life-changing

Day 15.5: my personal trainer (seen here) has been giving me the eye so decided to actually workout today

Day 16: I miss the other kinds of girls night in’s

Day 17: today I saw a girl walking a pug in a sweater that had a giant pig face on it and that’s the kind of energy I want to have when I grow up

Day 18: my chips and dip arrived. That is all.

Day 19: put on jeans again. leg hairs sticking out of the bottom. meh.

Day 20: I’m not sure if I’m more sad about Hamilton getting cancelled or Jason DeRulo.... let’s be real it’s

Day 21: the patio furniture has finally escaped from the depths of the shed, bring on the sun!!!!!!!!