Fanny Price - Valiantly disinfects all the doorknobs three times daily but knows she& #39;s only buying time.
Mary Crawford - Goes viral with a dark humour TikTok that sees extreme division between people who laughed and people to found it offensive.
Mrs. Norris - Goes to & #39;check on& #39; all her neighbours. Touches everything and steals their disinfectant wipes.
Lady Bertram - Immediately puts herself into quarantine with fifty bottles of wine despite no evidence of exposure and Venmos $50 to anyone who needs to buy dog food.
Sir Thomas Bertram - Absents himself from the public sphere after recently spending obscene amounts of money on a vanity campaign for public office.
Mr. Rushworth - Insists he& #39;s not going to let fear stop him living his life and goes out twice as much as before.
Tom Bertram - Posts an inaccurate YouTube tutorial video on how to make DIY hand-sanitizer out of cheap vodka before ending up in the ICU.
Marianne Dashwood - Saturates herself with all the tragedy and terror to the point of being too stricken to do anything positive until a brush with pneumonia snaps her out of it.
Elinor Dashwood - Focuses so single-mindedly on doing practical things that she briefly loses sight of her compassion for others.
Edward Ferrars - Panic-buys an obscene amount of pasta, then comes to his senses and drops it off at a food bank.
Mr. Willoughby - Starts a fundraiser to help the staff at his favourite pub during their shut-down but somehow all the money gets eaten up by & #39;administration costs& #39;.
Mrs. Jennings - Delivers things to those self-isolating, gossips to everyone about what she& #39;s dropped off and for whom.
John and Fanny Dashwood - Post on social media about working together as a community but don& #39;t actually follow through.
Emma Woodhouse - Donates to your GoFundMe if you& #39;re cute. Gives more liberally to uggos after Mr. Knightley calls her out over FaceTime.
Mrs. Weston - Is a healthcare policy expert preparing local hospitals& #39; pandemic response.
Mr. Knightley - Works to push through practical safety net support measures for people immediately harmed by the economic impact of COVID-19.
Mr. Woodhouse - Seals himself in his palatial bathroom with 50 packs of toilet paper. Will only eat boiled eggs for the duration.
Mr. Elton - Spends all his time on social media telling people to do the right thing while neglecting to call his grandmother.
Frank Churchill - Talks a good game about social distancing but still insists on keeping his haircut appointment.
Miss Bates - Is a gig worker supporting her elderly mother and can& #39;t afford to isolate.
Catherine Morland - Bingewatches pandemic movies while working from home and convinces herself she has a fever.
General Tilney - Is mostly concerned with what kind of bail-outs mega-corporations can expect to offset the economic impact.
Mrs. Allen - Gets into heated internet debates over the efficacy of home-made fabric masks. Swears by muslin.
Elizabeth Elliot - Says she& #39;s working from home but spends all day doing face masks and complaining that her favourite restaurant doesn& #39;t deliver.
Sir Walter Elliot - Keeps taking off his oxygen mask because it& #39;s leaving unsightly marks on his skin.
Mary Musgrove - Tells everyone she was one of the first COVID-19 cases but it was seasonal allergies and it didn& #39;t stop her going on a Groupon spa weekend.
William Elliot - & #39;Reassures& #39; everyone that only the elderly and those with underlying conditions are at-risk.
Elizabeth Bennet - Shames people at the store for panic-buying, including accidentally going after a healthcare worker trying to stock up on the last of the gloves.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh - Fucks off to isolate in Rosings Park and that& #39;s that.
Miss Bingley - Doesn& #39;t tip the person delivering her massive grocery order.
Mr. Darcy - Independently funds a research team to develop an effective treatment and doesn& #39;t mention it, ever.