Updates from self-isolation:
- Bar down the street was so busy for take out that I couldn’t get through on the phone for 15 min, which is AMAZING
- Someone is stealing packages from my building’s lobby
- @TerenceReports baked banana bread & is preparing dough for regular bread

. @TerenceReports is also planning to make homemade pasta next, and I need to take up running

Oh yeah, he’s also made three containers of homemade sauce https://twitter.com/terencereports/status/1240060212033306630?s=21 https://twitter.com/TerenceReports/status/1240060212033306630

Also the dog is very happy he’s home and doesn’t care about me anymore

. @TerenceReports has now baked bread, and he ran to Game Stop today to get a few games for the Nintendo Switch I panic-bought. We’re definitely inside for the long-haul now, though Ellie may get some nice, long walks as the weather warms up

Update from self-isolation: facetime happy hour is actually really nice and honestly perfect for me, who wants to see friends in other boroughs all the time but doesn’t like having to leave my apartment

Also might get a divorce, it’s fine https://twitter.com/TerenceReports/status/1240814608501350400

More updates: what is this nonsense? I know we all care about the virus, etc., but can talk about how this is a problem?

New update: Our panic-bought Switch came today, but I promise we also took our dog on a 4-mile walk today, too

Also if anyone wants to beat me soundly at Mario Kart, DM me — all my non-work time will be spent playing that and Animal Crossing because I am an adult

Update, Saturday night edition: Took a 3-mile walk, played a lot of Mario Kart and Animal Crossing, cleaned out my drawers, @TerenceReports made pizza dough and bread, and we FaceTimed a few people. Also my wrists feel like they’re sunburned from washing my hands so much

We’ve also reached the period where we’re watching old sports games on ESPN. @TerenceReports is watching an LSU-South Alabama game and yelling as if it’s live

(Baseball, meant to say that)

Monday’s update: my landlord had been very into sharing coronavirus updates with us (which is great!), and today’s was very nice, even if it feels like he’s yelling

Wednesday update: #LittleFiresEverywhere is SO good, and I love it

Friday update: Trying #TigerKing after many people told us to, and I’m already scared 10 minutes in. We also took a beautiful walk today!

I haven’t updated this thread in a while, but it’s day 1 million, and we’re watching The Kitchen. @TerenceReports’ Queens accent is really strong tonight because of it