Quarantine thread:

Day 1 Post 1: this morning we got told officially that we are to work from home for the foreseeable future. Until further notice. I put a nice setup together and bought a comfy computer chair

Day1 Post 2: finished work and had some Guinness. Actually have groceries so I’m dancing to Lil Uzi while I decide what to make for dinner

Day 2 Post 1: a thought in my shower today.

I think the real winner of this quarantine is going to be my feet..

Not having to stuff them in dress shoes for hours every day and then gym shoes right after?

I expect they’re gonn thrive with some fresh air.

Day 2 Post 2: as I’m getting work done, I’ve also successfully figured out how to work Netflix Party, soo if anyone wants to watch some shows with me lmk

Day 2 Post 3: whenever playing games I always make the settings a bit brighter than suggested. Call me a cheater.

Also I want chicken nuggets

Day 3 Post 1: last night I took nighttime sinus relief and boy those things knock me out.

I slept from like 10 until 7:30AM straight and I’m still disoriented. I made some coffee though and it’s starting to normalize my brain.

Still feel a bit off though

Day 3 Post 2: about a week and a half ago, I accidentally knocked a full roll of TP off my sink and into my toilet.

I had to toss the roll and now I’m regretting it since it’s more valuable than gold apparently....

#ToiletPaperApocalypse

Day 3 Post 3: I definitely am a Fork guy when it comes to eating my Mac n Cheese

Right now I’m using a spoon and it feels weird

Day4 post 1: the weather was nice enough to open the window. Letting fresh air in definitely has helped

Day4 post2: I feel awful for anyone with weddings or other big events planned coming up that need to postpone.

That’s a real tough situation to be put in

Day5Pst1: I love spending time alone watching YouTube videos and laughing to myself. This quarantine is dangerous for me ever to be a productive human again

Day5 Post2: dying because I’m cleaning and listening to Baby One More Time by Britney Spears and it’s the perfect song in an isolated time like this

Day5 Post 3: this is the first time I’ve thought about working out since the start of quarantine, but all I have in my place is a shake weight

Day5 Post 4:

Lunch- burger and fries
Dinner- forgot I got a burger and fries so I got a burger and fries

#HealthyAtHome

Day5 Post 5:

Late night thoughts spiraling out of control. My body and mind are exhausted but my brain won’t shut off

Day6 Post1: watched clips from the live action Scooby Doo movies and when Scooby said “I ruv ru Raggy” I teared up

Day6 Post2:

I’ve been in and out of sleep all day. Definitely not my most productive.

Day7 Post 1: lol during the announcement for corona in Michigan, I was told to put my holiday lights back up. Love it

Day7 Post 2: I’ve said it before I think but I’m going to confirm that the people above me have to just wait until I go to the bathroom before they do.

Every time I go into my bathroom that’s when they do. It’s weird

Day 7 Post 3:

Has anyone ever heard of rubbing Vapor Rub on the bottoms of their feet for medicinal purposes???

Day 7 Post 4:

Calling it a day and about to make some dinner while listening to an audiobook.

According to “schedule everything” Twitter, this would be considered the “Mind” portion of my day

Day 7 Post 5: I’m about to go to bed before 8:30. I’m so excited to sleep I could cry

Day8 Post1: I slept the whole time. Almost 11 hours straight of sleep. That felt so good

Day 8 Post 2: before getting in my shower, I’m scrolling on IG and literally the first ad is for A TINDER COACH?!

Lmao my govt agent in my phone must think I’m desperate, huh?

Day8 Post 3: the male equivalent to the female “Should I dye my hair in quarantine” is asking if we should shave our beards.

I might do it. Why? Because I was bored

Day 8 Post 4: cute pictures being shared by my work team of their family and dog. This is my response

Day8 Post5: fun run is still a thing.

Thanks, @pommytalmer

Day 9 Post 1: went outside for the first time in 4 days and I feel like Howie from Benchwarmers

Day10 Post1: my week away reminder from when the @Indians we’re supposed to come to Detroit went off while I was working today....

I’ve not been able to see them ONCE at Comerica in the past 3 years I’ve been in Michigan.

Looks like I’m driving home as soon as this virus ends

D10P2: I’ve not liked any “Until Tomorrow” post and I’m proud

D10P3: the biggest issue I’ve seen with all these “Savage” tik toks is that people who throw it back are looking like they’re a horse kicking it’s leg back

Just not good. Very cringe. Why post?!

Day12 Post1: missed posting yesterday. Slept till almost noon today.

Watching YouTube and reading 2/5 friends go off in a group chat about life.

Day12 Post 2: I ordered from UberEats and the guy didn’t bring my shake.

I asked him why not and he replied it wasn’t his job to wait for a shake?

Day13 Post 1: the quarantine is fine until you over think everything in your life and get stressed out

Day13 Post 2:

The extension of social distancing and isolation has been extended until the end of April.

My 25th birthday is May 8th. Imagine how wild this party gonna be if we are cleared to be social again and this virus goes away

Day 14 Post 1:

I think I caved because downloaded Tik Tok.... will I ever make one? The world may never know

Day 14 Post 2: my parents sent me a nice care package today with some soap and cough drops and a thermometer.

Very clutch because those don’t exist in MI

Day 15 Post 1:

I made a plate of baked mini potatoes. Soo yummy but I’m so full

Day 16 Post 1:

I know it’s April Fools so you clowns won’t catch me slipping

Day 16 Post 2:

Ran out of bread so I made Peanut Butter and Jelly celery sticks.... is that weird?

Day 16 Post 3:

My ex sent me a happy breakup-versary text today and I kinda laughed wondering how long she planned on sending this

Day 16 Post 3:

I haven’t worn a pair of pants in like 2 weeks.
#sweatsonly

Day 17 Post 1:

On my second cup of coffee, am productive at home for work, the sun is out, and listening to MOOO! by Doja Cat

Feeling pretty good

Day 17 Post 2:

I know in @calscruby new song he definitely says “blowing through the quarters like Galaga”

But I like to imagine he’s saying Gallagher what an honor

Day18 Post1:

Right before the deadline. Got a post in. Went for a nice walk, ate BBQ in the sun and watched the 1985 Clue movie with Tim Curry.

Good weekend start right here

Day 19 Post 1:

I woke up at noon, drank 3 spiked coffees and took a nap at 2. Just woke up and that’s all I have done today

#QuarantineLife

Day 19 Post 2:

Been in a zoom call with the boys for like 2 hours and it’s real nice to talk to my friends

Day 20 Post 1:

Went to Meijer to re-stock the groceries and it just is so funny how many people had masks and scarves but weren’t using them!

Just around they’re necks like fashion pieces. If you’re gonna use them, then do it right people

Day 20 Post 2:

their***

Day 21:

Stopping the number of posts because I only have one or two per day and it’s extra typing.

Also I ate bacon this morning to kick the week off right

Day 22:

I made chicken teriyaki lettuce wraps yesterday and the teriyaki from scratch.

Have to flex the stay at home cooking skills

Day 22:

Not getting paid for this extra work time, but it’s just to do a training and it feels like a school class so that’s pretty nice

I should go back to school

Day 22:

Just finished Part 2 of #MoneyHeist and it was sooooo good!

I cannot wait to start the next 2!
Everyone should watch it

Day 23:

Not much feels as liberating as eating chocolate pudding during a work call.

Day 23:

Was on the phone with a friend waking around my neighborhood enjoying the air and sun

Hung up and realized I was two miles from home and needed to go to the bathroom in a BAD way

That was a crappy situation to be in

Day 24:

In a training for work and the 6th period song from Even Stevens popped into my head.

Anyone else know what I’m talking about?

Day 24: I did my laundry for the first time in like 2 weeks and it was easy because it was just

-sweatpants
-hoodies
- shirts
-underwear

Day 25 of social isolation and honestly I haven’t lost my mind yet at all...

Really the only thing I miss is going to the gym to burn off my beers and food.

Do I really just enjoy my personal time that much (like I’ve always said) or am I legitimately a psychopath?

Day 25:

I don’t mind being alone, but I do miss:

- sports
- the gym
- movie theaters
- going to restaurants and bars

More to come (?)

Day 25:

All of Spotify’s “Big On The Internet” songs are literally all just viral from Tik Tok

Day 25:

I’d like to say I have kept my YMCA subscription and have ordered lots of food to my apartment to support local business and keep them afloat, but in reality I’m just too lazy to cancel unneeded subscriptions and cook

Day 25:

I just want to play Cards Against Humanity online with people and talk on Zoom but coordinating any of my friend groups is like pulling teeth

Day 25:

Tonight, I accomplished three things:

1. I made a Corona rap (ask for details)

2. I drank more (4 beers) tonight than the rest of my time in quarantine

3. I made 1784 calories worth of chicken nuggets and I probably will eat them all

#Couchella #coronavirus

Day 25:

I made a lil rap about Corona cause I’m bored so please see it and launch my career

When I made it I felt like “what would @calscruby do?” (WWCSD)

And this is how it came out

Technically day 26:

Doesn’t matter if I have a roommate or not, or if I’m home alone or not, I will ALWAYS shut my bedroom door before I go to bed

Day 26:

My head hurts from lack of water and staring at too many screens because that’s all there is to do.

#help

Day 26:

After regaining energy from doing nothing on a lazy Saturday, I’ve woken from my slumber with the strong temptation to learn the “Captain Hook” Tik Tok dance.

I need to stay strong

#SaturdayMotivation
#StayHome #staystrong

Day 26:

ALSO: like 7 people I’ve talked to today are all doing fun themed drinking zoom calls with friends for Saturday night.

This is my friends group though:

Day 27:

Happy Easter I’m watching dateline to catch a predator videos on YouTube and eating a chocolate bunny