From now on I’m going to post a photo of my dog every time I’m stressed during our real-time apocalypse. Feel free to join in or fuck off, nothing matters https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌🏻" title="Victory hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand (light skin tone)"> Here is my dog taking advantage of my pile of couch blankets:
Confused yet beautiful
Our post bath seal wrap
A queen of comfort
She believes in science
Chill because she doesn’t watch the news
2 freaking angels https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👼" title="Baby angel" aria-label="Emoji: Baby angel">
The drama
Back on my bullshit*

(*loving and admiring my cute dog)
Look at this photo @marisataylorr (Risa T Photography) took! I swear to you my dog doesn’t look this intelligent or regal irl, that’s how talented she is. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
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Cutting your own hair during a breakdown - boring, mainstream, so 2019

Cutting your dogs hair during a pandemic - cool, v fresh, helpful to dog
Lamb and chair - circa 2020
A wild beast
I was only able to catch the tail end of it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😀" title="Grinning face" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> but here is this sweet sleeping bean having a a very active dream tail https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Throwback to when Carly and Olive first met. The feelings have not changed.
How can you say no to that face and those dancers legs!
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