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Zombie Deadspin writing like they’re competing for worst lede, or getting their pay docked if they break things up into actual sentences
this is like punking the English language
I’m literally the only living person reading these blogs and that includes the people writing them, I guarantee you
This headline is from hell, and the toilet
Please know that my great act of kindness isn& #39;t bullying these unfortunate scabs every day all day long, but mostly because I& #39;m busy
This is New Coke Deadspin& #39;s literal editor in chief, absolutely, resolutely unable to master the title case
This is like someone got a David Roth mask at Party City
I& #39;m positively begging these chuds to stick to sports
You would think - call me crazy here -- that there is a way to say mean things about this NHL owner who just laid a bunch of people off without employing vicious and well-known anti-Semitic tropes
which is not even to approach the point that "Jacobs" is a pretty simple name and not one to repeatedly misspell including in a pull-quote
this is like when your grandmother puts the entire email in the subject hed, except awful https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1243574190806089734">https://twitter.com/Deadspin/...
Imagine trying to read these in one breath without passing out
mf said “ass bag”
This is like when I tried to cuss as a five year old and yelled things like “god dammit to bicycle”
