Day Two of Quarantine: Deep cleaned the house and got groceries, now it’s time to drink beer as I work from home.
Day 3: woke up to my cat making biscuits on my chest. Dude, I’m not dead yet, no need to give CPR
Yeah, I don’t have a day one tweet because I was too busy freaking out to laugh about the situation, but now we’re Gucci. Buckle up and #StayTheFHome
Day 4: the wife’s workplace is closed for two weeks so she and I get to be home together. Honestly, it will be the most time we’ve gotten to spend alone with eachother in years https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♥️" title="Heart suit" aria-label="Emoji: Heart suit"> #silverlining
Day 5: haven’t felt the itch to leave the house yet, but the wife’s work is providing us with free meals so we will go out to pick it up. Have I secretly been an introvert all this time?
Day 6: Had a good cry about the state of the world and my job status. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming, which includes writing and staying indoors.
Day 7: Got outside and went on a hike with my wife and dogs. A good reminder that the world is still a beautiful place.
Day 8: Found out the school I work at will be closed until May 15, but I should hopefully still be paid to work from home. Fingers crossed, as my wife also just filed for unemployment.
Day 9: Date Night, Quarantine edition
Day 10: I’m starting to feel like I’m the only one who does any work in this place. My co-workers seem content to stare out the window and daydream. Another one is asleep at her desk. I think I deserve a raise.
Day 11: Woke up from a vivid dream where I watched someone fall to their death. I don’t usually remember my dreams, especially not in detail. This quarantine is doing weird things to my head.
Day 12: got my #FFVIIR vinyl in the mail, a nice reminder that I still have things to look forward to! Gotta find a silver lining everyday https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏼" title="Raising hands (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium light skin tone)">
Day 13: decided to sunbathe on the deck because it’s gonna be 86 today. I no longer know the day, month, or season. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☀️" title="Sun with rays" aria-label="Emoji: Sun with rays">
Day 14: still supporting my favorite restaurant. Man, I missed these tacos
Day 15: Yo, what up peasants?
Day 16: Ended my two week streak of cooking dinner everyday...not too bad, right? I& #39;m big tired, y& #39;all.
Day 17: My wife put on jeans to “feel human.” I don’t know who this person is...I think we’re on course for divorce. (April Fool’s of course https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)
Cheers, we made it to April!
Day 18: it’s Gladio’s birthday so you know we’re celebrating in style
Day 19: Spent all day crying. Rest In Peace Tempest https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rOIxgdCi4uRlhjjN6AJ0Lm26VutJS8qmNgV8pq7K8tE">https://docs.google.com/document/...
Day 20: Got news that my FFVIIR copy shipped, so on the bright side, I still have something to live for.
Day 21: Forgot to add to this thread because I was too irritated by current events. Being trapped inside with no real outlet isn’t the best.
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