Day Two of Quarantine: Deep cleaned the house and got groceries, now itās time to drink beer as I work from home.
Yeah, I donāt have a day one tweet because I was too busy freaking out to laugh about the situation, but now weāre Gucci. Buckle up and #StayTheFHome
Day 4: the wifeās workplace is closed for two weeks so she and I get to be home together. Honestly, it will be the most time weāve gotten to spend alone with eachother in years
#silverlining

Day 5: havenāt felt the itch to leave the house yet, but the wifeās work is providing us with free meals so we will go out to pick it up. Have I secretly been an introvert all this time?
Day 6: Had a good cry about the state of the world and my job status. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming, which includes writing and staying indoors.
Day 7: Got outside and went on a hike with my wife and dogs. A good reminder that the world is still a beautiful place.
Day 8: Found out the school I work at will be closed until May 15, but I should hopefully still be paid to work from home. Fingers crossed, as my wife also just filed for unemployment.
Day 10: Iām starting to feel like Iām the only one who does any work in this place. My co-workers seem content to stare out the window and daydream. Another one is asleep at her desk. I think I deserve a raise.
Day 11: Woke up from a vivid dream where I watched someone fall to their death. I donāt usually remember my dreams, especially not in detail. This quarantine is doing weird things to my head.
Day 12: got my #FFVIIR vinyl in the mail, a nice reminder that I still have things to look forward to! Gotta find a silver lining everyday

Day 13: decided to sunbathe on the deck because itās gonna be 86 today. I no longer know the day, month, or season. 


Day 16: Ended my two week streak of cooking dinner everyday...not too bad, right? I'm big tired, y'all.
Day 17: My wife put on jeans to āfeel human.ā I donāt know who this person is...I think weāre on course for divorce. (April Foolās of course
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Day 19: Spent all day crying. Rest In Peace Tempest https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rOIxgdCi4uRlhjjN6AJ0Lm26VutJS8qmNgV8pq7K8tE
Day 20: Got news that my FFVIIR copy shipped, so on the bright side, I still have something to live for.
Day 21: Forgot to add to this thread because I was too irritated by current events. Being trapped inside with no real outlet isnāt the best.