Day Two of Quarantine: Deep cleaned the house and got groceries, now itā€™s time to drink beer as I work from home.
Day 3: woke up to my cat making biscuits on my chest. Dude, Iā€™m not dead yet, no need to give CPR
Yeah, I donā€™t have a day one tweet because I was too busy freaking out to laugh about the situation, but now weā€™re Gucci. Buckle up and #StayTheFHome
Day 4: the wifeā€™s workplace is closed for two weeks so she and I get to be home together. Honestly, it will be the most time weā€™ve gotten to spend alone with eachother in years ā™„ļø #silverlining
Day 5: havenā€™t felt the itch to leave the house yet, but the wifeā€™s work is providing us with free meals so we will go out to pick it up. Have I secretly been an introvert all this time?
Day 6: Had a good cry about the state of the world and my job status. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming, which includes writing and staying indoors.
Day 7: Got outside and went on a hike with my wife and dogs. A good reminder that the world is still a beautiful place.
Day 8: Found out the school I work at will be closed until May 15, but I should hopefully still be paid to work from home. Fingers crossed, as my wife also just filed for unemployment.
Day 9: Date Night, Quarantine edition
Day 10: Iā€™m starting to feel like Iā€™m the only one who does any work in this place. My co-workers seem content to stare out the window and daydream. Another one is asleep at her desk. I think I deserve a raise.
Day 11: Woke up from a vivid dream where I watched someone fall to their death. I donā€™t usually remember my dreams, especially not in detail. This quarantine is doing weird things to my head.
Day 12: got my #FFVIIR vinyl in the mail, a nice reminder that I still have things to look forward to! Gotta find a silver lining everyday šŸ™ŒšŸ¼
Day 13: decided to sunbathe on the deck because itā€™s gonna be 86 today. I no longer know the day, month, or season. šŸ˜Žā˜€ļø
Day 14: still supporting my favorite restaurant. Man, I missed these tacos
Day 15: Yo, what up peasants?
Day 16: Ended my two week streak of cooking dinner everyday...not too bad, right? I'm big tired, y'all.
Day 17: My wife put on jeans to ā€œfeel human.ā€ I donā€™t know who this person is...I think weā€™re on course for divorce. (April Foolā€™s of course šŸ˜‚)
Cheers, we made it to April!
Day 18: itā€™s Gladioā€™s birthday so you know weā€™re celebrating in style
Day 20: Got news that my FFVIIR copy shipped, so on the bright side, I still have something to live for.
Day 21: Forgot to add to this thread because I was too irritated by current events. Being trapped inside with no real outlet isnā€™t the best.
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