Day 6 of self isolation

I am sleepy
Day 6 12:52 My rabbi is having our Shiur over Zoom
Day 6 5:39, I am trying to force myself to like Sade for @naima’s sake, it’s not working
Day 6 5:47, @Naima is taking a break from me after I called Sade “elevator music”
Day 7 11:10

My loins yearn for a man

Going to suit up and buy some spinach to make pasti later

As the minutes go by, I think to myself “What would Jesus do?”
Day 7 4:03

I cooked an amazing pesto dish

My boyfriend jerked off for 4 hours
Day 8 2:17, first class done, it last 20 minutes.

No word from my other professor
Day 9 3:29

Tacos took almost an hour, tipped the guy double what i usually do
DAY 9 3:35

WHICH ONE OF YALL RECORDED A VIDEO OF YOUR DOG EATING UR PUSSY
Day 11

Mom is mad at me for ordering Popeyes. It was well worth it
Day 32, sorry I have abandoned this thread

I’m dummy horny, can’t stand playing animal crossing anymore and I don’t know how to time hop
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