corona virus lockdown thread
day 1: discovered i had a dog
day 2: took a shower and got dressed to watch tv
day 3: turned on my car and practiced parking for 2 hours
day 4: ran out of toilet paper and governor said i can’t leave da house https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏽" title="Raising hands (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍑" title="Peach" aria-label="Emoji: Peach">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧻" title="Roll of paper" aria-label="Emoji: Roll of paper">
day 5: sold my car for gas money
day 6: mowed the lawn and took my christmas lights down
day 7: shaved my head https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face"> and celebrated @lareinavic bday https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
day 8: this thread is actually horrible and i don’t even amuse myself
day 9: i miss my eyebrow lady <3<3<3
day 10:
day 11: shampooed my carpet and couches https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">
day 12: bumped sage the gemini for 4 hours
day 13: i miss kobe bean https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💜" title="Purple heart" aria-label="Emoji: Purple heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💛" title="Yellow heart" aria-label="Emoji: Yellow heart">
day 14: in need of sushi https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐟" title="Fish" aria-label="Emoji: Fish">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦞" title="Lobster" aria-label="Emoji: Lobster">
day 15 and 16: taught my grandma how to use stock x
day 17: THERE IS NOTHING TO DO BRO
day 18: walked to the mailbox and got the mail https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">
day 19: lady gaga keeps me going
day 20: thought about starting a YouTube for my sneakers? what y’all think
day 21: off this thread... goodbye
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