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Quarantine Day 1: over the past few months, it seems my wife and daughter have declared eminent domain over most of the apartment. The only unclaimed surface remaining is 24" tall dresser in the bedroom. Not ideal for 8-10 hours of staring a a computer screen. 
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Day 2: I brought the patio furniture up from storage, but it rained all day so instead I have turned some shelves into a standing desk. Rationalized buying new sneakers to wear only inside because my feet hurt.
Day 3: I got an actual desk. It& #39;s a folding table borrowed from a neighbor but it works. Reality is sinking in. I really should have brought home more equipment for the long haul from the office. Also regret buying 30 day metro card last Friday.
Day 5: Amazon is out of toilet paper.
Day 14: Amazon is still out of toilet paper. This might end up being a serious problem. Spent about an hour researching how to install a bidet on YouTube. Big choice is deciding if the control panel goes on left or right side of toilet.
Day 21: I& #39;ve reached the point where I either need to start letting my wife cut my hair or risk having a ponytail at the end of this thing.
Day 25: We have finally sourced toilet paper, via my Mom, who describes it as "extra large public restroom style." Don& #39;t care, we will take it!
Day 28: I now have 10 years worth of toilet paper.
Day 31: Saw my first re-targetted ad for a name brand mask.
Day 46: No end to the pandemic in sight. Everyday is Groundhog& #39;s Day. Apparently this is a reference few people get.
Day 56: it snowed in NYC this weekend, but...everything is fine?
Day 72: At this point, I& #39;m mostly replying to this thread to remind myself how many days it has been.
