Rest of the world: omg our country is on lockdown. we're all doomed, the world is over
Eastbourne in the UK:
Eastbourne in the UK:
As this tweet blew up, I'm now going to bring you down a very dark Eastbourne hole. If you thought the Edith and Dorothy posts were bad... keep on reading. It gets worse. A whole lot worse.
Eastbourne is a town on the South Coast of England. Also called 'God's waiting room' as it has a very old population full of cute old people. It is about 30 minutes from Brighton.
The town wasn't hugely known until the local Facebook group "Eastbourne Echo" was created.
The town wasn't hugely known until the local Facebook group "Eastbourne Echo" was created.
What you are about to see is signs of sheer craziness and screenshots from possibly the best Facebook group ever. I give to you... the people of Eastbourne.
When Patricia from Eastbourne was not happy that she had to wait in a queue #EastbourneEcho
When Joanne was about to take a cat to the police for harassment #EastbourneEcho
When Ramesh offered the people of Eastbourne a deal they just could not refuse. #EastbourneEcho
When Gina wrote a public post instead of a private message about her mother-in-law and sister-in-law. Update, the sister-in-law saw and it all kicked off. #EastbourneEcho
There are some very cute people in Eastbourne. Penny just wanted to pass on some positive feedback... (and not look like a tart) #EastbourneEcho
When Martyn tried to combat youth unemployment in Eastbourne so set up Seagull Security. He tried to make this a thing for weeks. #EastboureEcho
When Patricia just wanted to give back to her local community so decided to flog her old underwear. #EastbourneEcho
I thought I was done with this thread but I can't not share this one that's just popped up on my home feed.
Boris Johnson: You must self-isolate
Sue Crumble:
Boris Johnson: You must self-isolate
Sue Crumble:
That really is the end of this thread (for now) as Eastbourne Echo is literally consuming my life and a lot of your lives too.
If you want to bring joy to other people's lives during this time, quote the original tweet with the hashtag #CoronaDistraction
If you want to bring joy to other people's lives during this time, quote the original tweet with the hashtag #CoronaDistraction