Mia's failed Tinder Thread

HELLO???

Now I'm just being stupid

Okay this might actually be iight.

I feel a lot of emotions at once. None of them are good.

Was asked if I wanted to "quarantine and chill" at someone's house.

Politely declined.

screams

His first language is Japanese so I sent him two messages in JP:

1. "This is dangerous, yeah?"
2. "This is a scary situation for me. Please understand."

Getting sketched out by the amount of folks that have "Daddy" in their profile but work minimum wage jobs.

Homie you ain't no one's Daddy Dom if you broke af. You check all the boxes, not just wanting to hurt people.

I've decided to update my bio because I'm over folks doing this.

Why do so many people put tacos in their profile? Like if saying "will buy you tacos" will make me swipe right. Have they not tried other foods before? I love tacos, but I'm starting to make the association of ramen is to weebs, what tacos are to normies.

I've started doing league edates and I'm glad I did. holy fuck dude. no first date for you.

S C R E A M

Help me.

Always meet someone's friends before agreeing to date them. If their friends are assholes, so is the person.

Homie lied about how he knew me today. This is a big oof.

I found someone cat fishing as someone I ACTUALLY KNOW. Today is insane already.

That would be the WHAT?

[mr.incredible, pictured with a very upset expression, asking one to "please shut the fuck up" upon seeing yet another Dom on Tinder]

W H A T?????

I responded with "I prefer wine to calm down"

and homie is trying to tell me there are better ways to relax.

HOMIE YOU IS NOT TRYING TO TELL ME THAT AFTER WHAT YOU'VE SAID.

How are you gonna be unattractive and have this as your bio tho?

OMG HE LIKED ME.

At least we know who to avoid y'know.

Honestly.

I have no updates on tinder because I've set a new record for unmatching and just not responding to people. The world is full of gross fuckboys and honestly I'm kinda ready to give up and delete tinder in general

Fun Stat Updates:
Number of guys that have the idea that they will "change my mind" about hooking up with them: 2
Number of dudes that want "something casual": 5
Number of dudes that wanna wear the pants but work retail: 4

That's just this week.

When you see it.