Day 1 of social distancing: organized pantry
Day 2 of social distancing: made a workout for the kids I coach. Including “Corona Core”
Day 3 of self quarantine: took Fred on a walk and met up with my cousin and her dog. Her dog peed on me.
Day 4 of flattening the curve: worked from home ~spooky~
Day 5 of self quarantine: rode my bike to mackerels house. 2.2 miles of too many hills.
Day 6 of self quarantine: nothing interesting. Started Tiger King and washed all my bedding.
Day 7 of self quarantine: ate a ridiculous amount of cheese and crackers. Watched more Tiger King. Judging people who aren’t self quarantining.
Day 8: there was a random lady in my backyard today. Here’s video footage
Day 9: rode my bike, did a word search, cleaned some sticky pennies that were in my car, brushed Salem, and again ate a ridiculous amount of brie with artisanal crackers as it’s vessel.
Day 9 & 10: rode bike again, video chatted Alyson.
Staining fence at the moment. It’s truly day 12 but didn’t start documenting until last Monday.
Day 11: another day, another bike ride. First zoom meeting. And my second grocery store trip of quarantine.
Day 12: started with a zoom meeting with all my kiddos, missed their faces! Went on walk with Shenena and ended with a solo bike ride in which I had to call the cops bc I witnessed a domestic dispute👍🏼 life’s never boring here in MWC.
Day 13: ate tri tip for dinner. First time I’ve had steak in 3 years. Still hate steak.
Day 14: rainy day + nothing to do = recipe to stay in bed. Then had another social distancing social hour for practice. Now time to watch Ozark and write workouts.

How many burpees is too many burpees?
Day 15: longest bike ride yet. Made a torturous workout for the kiddos. I’m getting better at making smoothies. And the natural deodorant journey is going better than expected.
Day 15 & 1/2: Fred just tried all the flavors in rainbow sherbet and he liked lime the best.
Day 16 & 17: had to go for a sanity drive & watched perks of being a wallflower bc I wanted to feel things again.

Washed my hair, and now making homemade mac & cheese bc Annie’s simply won’t do in these trying times.
Day 18: absolutely nothing, close to losing it.
Day 19: 3rd grocery store trip of quarantine. Also first time I’ve been to Target in 21 days!! Wild, miss that place. Also finished Mad Men and now I feel empty.
Day 20: posted no bakes on my snap yesterday and delivered them today. Had many requests, though all could not be fulfilled, especially the 3 requests from Washington.
Day 21: fixed my sleep schedule, another zoom practice, I think one of my neighbors overdosed, and found out that Fred likes eggs.
Day 22: another bike ride. Visited my grandma through her window, her hair is so long she looks like Lord Farqquad. Walked Fred/pulled him in a wagon.
Day 23 & 24: bought my mom a new kitchen table for Mother’s Day😂 had another zoom practice.

Another bike ride, grocery store trip, and now making my own birthday cake.
Day 25: it was nice to see everyone when driving to come pick up cupcakes. Cream cheese frosting is life. No bike ride today.
Day 26: been eating strawberry cake like it’s my job. First Petsmart trip of quarantine. And just got a pair of Madewell jeans for $21. Praise bday discounts.
Day 27: the most interesting thing I’ve done today is watch Killing Eve and eat ham.
Day 28: another zoom. I ran and paddled in a dream, that counts right?
Day 29: we zoomin’ man. Started to build cardboard motorboat, oddly soothing. Had more neighbor ~drama~ & had very yummy soup.
Day 30: another zoom. Not much work on motorboat as I ran out of duct tape.
Day 31: finished building motorboat, only thing left to do is spray paint. Had pasta for dinner and ready to take a bath.
Day 32 & 33: sanity drive, Ice cream for dinner, and a binge watch of an entire season.

Spray painted cardboard motorboat.
Day 33 & 1/2: debating on buying tandem bicycle
Day 34: I did burpees today and It was awful. Also had a nice bike ride. Watched Killing Eve and had ice cream for dinner again.
Day 35: a zoom, a bike ride, washed my hair. All of my days look the exact same.
Day 36: finished motorboat, bike ride, took down old table and put up new, saw creepy ice cream truck.
Day 37: on the verge of losing my marbles like Britney. But not 2007 Britney, not quite there yet but we’ll see!!
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