Read on Twitter
To lighten the mood around here please enjoy a thread of some of my most socially awkward tales.
Maybe self isolation isn't that bad a thing for me after all. https://twitter.com/_larajackson/status/1239643729058844685?s=19
Maybe self isolation isn't that bad a thing for me after all. https://twitter.com/_larajackson/status/1239643729058844685?s=19
It was my friends birthday and he was having a big party at his. I was meeting his mum for the first time and she went for that hug/kiss on the cheeks thing that parents do.
I didn't fully get what way she was going... So in the confusion I accidentally headbutted her...
I didn't fully get what way she was going... So in the confusion I accidentally headbutted her...
When I was an extra in the IT Crowd I ended up taking a photo for most of the other extras with Richard Ayoade and Chris O Dowd.
They didnt have time for any more photos after that and quickly got whisked away...
They didnt have time for any more photos after that and quickly got whisked away...
At Gamescom last year I somehow ended up in a VIP area for opening night but there were no seats.
Oh well. I'll sit on the stairs in the area as it was good for photos of the event. I left my phone on the stair in between shots.
All of a sudden my phone wasn't there (1)
Oh well. I'll sit on the stairs in the area as it was good for photos of the event. I left my phone on the stair in between shots.
All of a sudden my phone wasn't there (1)
As I had tried to pick it up I had accidentally pushed it to the back.
That's fine right? I'll just grab it from the back of it
That would've been the answer if the stairs had a back.
They didn't. Instead the stairs had no back. They just had a straight drop to the floor (2)
That's fine right? I'll just grab it from the back of it
That would've been the answer if the stairs had a back.
They didn't. Instead the stairs had no back. They just had a straight drop to the floor (2)
Again this would've been fine but there was a show going on and the area I was in was surrounded by wraps keeping the underneath of the stage hidden.
Cue a very awkward conversation with German security trying to explain the situation. This went on for about 5 minutes (3)
Cue a very awkward conversation with German security trying to explain the situation. This went on for about 5 minutes (3)
They disappeared and returned with someone working the show on tech that spoke English. I explained the situation and showed them where it was.
They lifted the wrap, grabbed my phone and gave it to me shaking their head unimpressed (the phone didn't have a scratch on it though!)
They lifted the wrap, grabbed my phone and gave it to me shaking their head unimpressed (the phone didn't have a scratch on it though!)
During the end of middle school I got convinced to perform a rap to Nelly's "Ride Wit Me" in our leaving assembly.
I didn't write the lyrics and words were changed to "why must I leave this school, if must be the honeys".
It's still one of the worst things I've ever done.
I didn't write the lyrics and words were changed to "why must I leave this school, if must be the honeys".
It's still one of the worst things I've ever done.
