so this is me watching guardian cus apparently i hate myself this is all because of * i hope you are happy

the song hits really hard ngl

li qian creeps me out why is she zooning out

nooo they showed him so intimidating just to show him like this i'm gonna act like this is not doing things for my heart and move on

if he continues being annoying like this i'm gonna fall in love

i can already tell that im gonna have a soft spot for the kitty guy that i dont know the name of

oh hello three graces

he is probably so angry right now

shen wei gives such an ominous vibe i like that in a man

why do i feel like shen wei was disappointed

oh fuck i guess i know what's happening here

i kinda love this dumbass

SHUT UPPPP

i hate that he didn't even hesitate FUCKKK

i'm okay

remembering some of the things nicole told me about them and now seeing them happening i kinda hate that i'm already teared up

HE WAS BEGGING HIM TO REMEMBER COME THE FUCK ON

GOD?? IS THAT YOU??

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO CUTE BRO I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FACE

is it gay to act all cute after you not "d wording" after your fake fall from a rooftop

him acting all dumb and clueless is so fucking cute honestly i cannot stand him

it's too early for me to speak since i'm only at ep 2 but before watching the show i though shen wei was a stoic type but i love how silly he is even with all the secrets he is hiding like damn i love that

zhao yunlan is so sus i love him

a moment of crying

bro moment

li qian sweetie pie did you k word your grandma pls say sike

cricket noises

boncuk gözlü yarim

tension is so high smile and nod y'all smile and nod

oh nvm i can't keep up with them

sdi girls are so hot

da qing is a snitch,, my favorite

why are you being CUTE

my biggest question is: does da qing like being carried or not as a cat

"you seem to know him well"

no one, not a single soul:
dq: I MUST SNITCH

this reminds me of something he he he

the satisfaction is UNREAL

oh,,,

DID ZHAO YUNLAN LOCK THE CAR ON SHEN WEI OR

no i think the ghost looking bro did that not zyl

THIS IS REALLY FUNNY TO ME

SHUT UP JSDHJASD

WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY

shen wei wei wuxian
fooling people
by just wearing a
dumb mask

paint me as Confused

i love how he makes himself home

i love that shen wei has various sleeve garters

mmm

love that she can boss zhao yunlan around

look i've seen her before in this ep but this time she really creeped me out

he really be questioning him 24/7 DAMN

damn bro no don't say that

i hate that he is speaking from experience

EVERYONE LEFT HIM LIKE THAT I HATE THESE PEOPLE JHSGDHASF

teacher ma'am, ma'am you act so sus

the glove girl's haircut is kinda annoying me it's so asymmetrical

the most unrealistic thing in this ep is that a uni prof accepting a student's birthday party invite without even knowing the student well cus if she knew she would remember that she failed them like ,,,

tw // rape
wait no way did they rape her or,,,

HIS "MF CONTINUE SWINGING THAT SHIT TO MY FACE AND WATCH ME SMACK YOU" LOOK

his outfit is so cute on him

tw // rape
they really gang raped her omfg you know what go yike go kill all those rapists

zhao yunlan telling zhu hong that she is the only girl left in sid?? where is the other girlie??? what happened?? i didn't even know her name

girl i support you with killing all those ******* but shen wei? come on

damn all of these characters are trying shen wei with all that "you will never understand me" bullshit i can feel him going batshit and you know what he is right

damn someone set shen wei up

HE PISSED HER OFF

he he he

the power that this scene has, the intelligence that this scene has, the clearance that this scene has, that access that this scene has, the influence that this scene has, the profile that this scene has, the international implications that this scene has

THE WAY HE WAS SITTING THERE SMILING I CAN'T STAND HIM

o kay

uh oh

i really love the contrast between their ways of telling people off

i'm not saying this is a PERFECT parent dynamic but i'm saying exactly that

he was like "you think you fooling me but i'm ONTO YOU"

thinking

it ain't even that serious why are you so dramatic

this is way too cute

cute babie

I'M REALLY UPSET https://twitter.com/henryofwaIes/status/1240681609772310530

cute

love collecting cute smiles

HE HAS JOKES!

them

damn

i'm at a point where i start to get sad about finishing a show with 40 episodes even though i have watched like 5 episodes

look!! at!! them!!

they are incredibly soft i can't stand this

shut UP!!!

i love the fact that da qing is actually a clingy cat

dq give him a BREAK he is gay and confused about moral choices

love this duo so fucking much thank you

HE REALLY BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE

wait a fUCKING SECOND

okay that suit is fire and he is already a snack i'm sick

I LOVE THIS HE UNDERSTOOD IT WAS THEM AND LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT

oh my god zhao yunlan is going ALL THE WAY

I'M YELLING

this is taking such a turn and i'm here for the ride baby

zyl is so into solving who we really is that he is literally on his ASS i mean more weilan scenes for me i guess

the way shen wei is standing there he is a comedian

why are you so cute

why are YOU so cute

shen wei knowingly hurting himself, acting like he doesn't realize zhao yunlan is breathing on his neck, breaking into his house, constantly watching him and basically playing the role of a big naive baby so he can reverse all of zhao yunlan's cards to hide that he is NOT human

i really wanted to use that meme where a cartoon girl acts like she is fainting cus that shen wei right there

i mean who can blame zhao yunlan shen wei has the babiest face when he acts clueless he is so cute

i'm incredibly fond of them it's very concerning

i'm gonna bite his cheekies

ZHAO YUNLAN YOU DUMBASS YOU DIDN'T JUST STRAIGHT UP CONFESS THAT YOU BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE YOU DUMB BITCH

you are so smart but so dumb i love you

pure comedy

THEIR FACES

they are so annoying

the way they started flirting RIGHT away in front of her SALAD

i love zhu hong she gives wen qing vibes with her boss bitch lesbian aura

noo this is so soft

i'm not gonna cry nope

I LOVE YOU!

NO WAY THE CUTEST THING HAPPENED

SHUT UP!!! ZHAO YUNLAN BOUGHT BUNCH OF OLD BOOKS SO HE CAN GIVE THEM SO SHEN WEI THIS IS SUCH A CUTE WAY OF SHOWING AFFECTION I'M HONESTLY SO DEVASTATED

your honor, this is the face of a whipped man like there is no other explanation i'm so soft it hurts LOOK AT HIS FACE HE IS SO HAPPY

he spent so much money on the books so he can "investigate" shen wei at this point he is just enjoying it

HE IS SMITTEN

NOOO THE BOOKS WERE DONATED BY SHEN WEI SHUT UP

the way shen wei just left him like that jshadfaghsfd

what experience

they

nooooooo he

#shenwei: bitch u live like dis

can this antagonist shut his bubblegum dumdum emo looking ass the fuck up i'm sick

he made food and cleaned the house eye

"join the sid" is like another version of "come back to gusu with me" and i love it

"shen wei ah shen wei" NO SHUT UP

of course they are going to the same place

he said something valid for once in his life

shen wei: h-
zhao yunlan:

honeybun sugarplum

OKAY bro

i love how they are tiptoeing around the GAY factor

I CAN'T STAND HIM

edit: i can't stand THEM

IS THIS ALLOWED?? IS THIS ALLOWED??

the audacity of zhao yunlan to cry about having a cold just to give his jacket to shen wei i truly hate g*y people

HE IS SO ANNOYINGJGASHJASFD

these find the differences games are getting harder and harder lately

i love how he tried to lighten the situation so quickly his mind amazes me

today i offer you shen wei in zhao yunlan's big jacket. tomorrow, who knows?

what's up with this gelan song zan storyline there is so much happening and it's kinda boring

oh

ohhh?

HE IS SO PRECIOUS

he

SHEN WEI DOESN'T DRINK

OH MY GOD HE DRANK FOR HIM I THINK I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

NOOO I KNEW IT HE HAS ZERO ALCOHOL TOLERANCE

these find the differences games are getting harder and harder lately pt. 2

he FINE fine

is the first revelation coming, is it coming please is it coming

OH

he is so adorable

i should've seen this coming

THE WAY HE IS NOT UTTERING A SINGLE WORD AND WAITING FOR AN EXPLANATION FROM SHEN WEI HE IS SO ANNOYED THIS IS SO FUNNY

zhao yunlan is so close to yeeting shen wei out of the window just tell the truth he already knows

HE

THIS SCENE FEELS LIKE A LUCID DREAM THEY REALLY SAID THOSE

HIS FACE WHEN HAS CAUGHT

they are so fucking annoying god bles

I CANNOT STAND HIM

noo this is way too cute look at his doodles i'm

lin jing:
zhao yunlan:

zhao yunlan calling da qing "my brat"

he is about to LOSE it

i can't believe he said that

"if you were the trouble i would take dozen to bother my whole life"

out of context guardian

zhao yunlan is a comedic genius especially when he is not even trying to be funny

no

WAIT SHE DEAD?

THIS ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BE REAL SHE IS A MAIN IS THIS HOW SHE IS GONNA DIE

i c

okay now i know for sure that shen wei is not dead he has still time before he actually dies

SHUT UP THIS WAS SO BADASS

oh no nvm she ain't dead

fucking FINALLY

the moment most satisfying to me and my career

the way he was about to expose shen wei

he is gonna be even more annoying now

NOOO sw didn't actually take her i'm actually crying a bit cus what a fucking man

he is like "no talk me i'm angy but also here some tea"

the way he

this new dynamic is delicious

nothing new to see here it's just me appreciating this tinie cozy shen wei

i feel flashbacks

hot damn

he looks so sad that he said that i'm

he pout he want promise

them

he's literally fishing

he is so annoying the way he still got a little smile from shen wei ugh i can't stand

"i'm not good with writing essay with pens" BRO YOU ARE A PROFESSOR he really is a old hag sometimes so cute

yes baby that's correct

zhao yunlan's father is alive?? this is me learning after 40 eps that lwj's dad was not dead and was chilling somewhere all over again

i love that he is not good with technology

they

this is cute

zhao yunlan in this episode is Delicious. zhao yunlan i'm free on sundays we can do social distanting together you can bring shen wei as well

his reaction was so cute why is he like that

he is being told off by shen wei cus he made he worry cus he babie

damn right

"zhao yunlan, aren't you aware of how precious your life is?"

oh so they are connected by the hips now more weilan scenes for me nom nom

this is just me appreciating this shen wei look scroll tf up

the most unrealistic thing guardian is zhu hong being not a lesbian

zhu hong getting sad over zhao yunlan while she is drunk,, a mess

i never ever lose you kno

zhao yunlan seeing shen wei's black cloaked envoy side is so funny the way he was startled when shen wei told him off with a higher volume than usual ,, precious

he is so sdjhfgjsd like shen wei is trying to look intimidating and he is laughing there HE HAS A PRESENCE TO KEEP MAN

oh

it's zhao yunlan's dad isn't it ugh

after a break we are back!! missed the babes

he confuse

zhao sherlock yunlan bro

i love how this episode has two sides and they show how zyl and his father's methods clash and even though his father is undermining his way zyl is clearly shown once again as the boss bitch

i'm getting my da qing with other cats content

d-did zyl expect his phone to work in fucking DIXING

he

he is so fucked up

what are you doing

he is like why are you booing me i'm cute

zyl's father is so annoying god bles

i still get surprised when chu shuzhi gives little smiles time to time

don't talk him he sus of chu shuzhi

i knew he was not exactly human but WHAT ARE YOU MA'AM

this show is so funny sometimes like this puppet was shown when we first saw chu shizhu and then they never brought it back and now at ep 16 he is sitting there,,, so casual,, like that ,,

everyone is gangster till black cloaked envoy summons his sword

literally every gay has said this at least once in their lives