day 1 of quarantine: I got drunk and threw up a bag of hot cheetos

day 2 of quarantine: cried to my dad on skype and sold my first nudes

day 3 of quarantine: got swoopy side bangs and had a rather loud fight with my douchebag neighbor thru my bedroom window

day 4 of quarantine: went to check the mail and locked myself out of my house for TWO HOURS. about to eat my first meal of the day lmao

day 5 of quarantine: went on Omegle and was told I was a “MILF”

day 6 of quarantine: found some paid work making edibles and I made this lol

day 7 of quarantine:

day 8: Found some old nair in my bathroom ............................................

day 9: all I eat is grilled cheese now. I add an extra element to it every day

day 10: (yesterday) I worked for like 11 hours ??? I ate like half a Costco pizza for lunch

day 11: my whole life is an endless cycle of taking edibles and sleeping for 11 hours. I am, however, grateful I still have this metabolism in these hard times lol

day 12: my least favorite thing about quarantining is that everyone can hear each other pooping

day 13: the hustle never stops. Nor does my brain

day 14: i just watched Heartburn (1986) and I want key lime pie sooooo baddddddddddd

day 15: I went outside !!!!!!!!!

day 16: I did absolutely nothing. I have learned I only get stuff done if I drink coffee immediately after waking up

day 17: I will come out of this quarantine with a solitaire addiction

day 18: I THINK IMMA SHAVE OFF MY EYEBROWS

day 19: flipped my wall calendar to the month of April when, suddenly ... heartbreak

day 20: I have officially hit deep cleaning-level boredom. But I feel hopeful

day 21: I think I’m actually a day behind on this thread but I have no idea and I wish I cared more but everything is pointless