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WFH Day 1: not much food, will grocery shop during lunch. Send money (just want money, not in dire need)
I have groceries, also facing lawsuits for attack on the elderly and prepurchase theft (fake news). Please send money for lawyers.
My mom won't stop sending me Coronavirus memes and I have to keep pretending I haven't seen them yet from when we had the bird flu #H1N1
Day 2: we had rain today. I hope my doughnuts seeds grow into @krispykreme glazed. We will see soon
Will bars accept take out orders for drinks?
Did my first double-unders today so that’s a plus
The world is ending. @Panthers signed @teddyb_h2o the poor man’s, not as good, pretty bummy @CameronNewton #PovertyFranchise @B_HavinPatel
Day 3: still wfh, chicken and quinoa for lunch. Hoping to lose 30-40 pounds by the end of the week.
Day 4: update from yesterday, there is a sketchy antique store that sells partially used cans of shaving cream. Been watching @TheBoysTV which is hilarious
Pro of quarantine: Spending much less money
I could get use to this, I did a trip around east/SE Charlotte and it took my less than an hour during rush hour.
Day 5: I don’t even know anymore. Existential crisis coming soon. Will self medicate accordingly
Everyone has gone upstairs. I think they’re plotting against me.
Day 6: fake tailgate planned since it’s Saturday. Cornhole, beers, enchiladas
@BlackNoirIsMute is the best super hero in @TheBoysTV
Day 8: we still out here
I'm having tea instead of coffee. I already feel more artistic and balanced
Day 8: #Mecklenburg county shelter in place, so basically I keep doing what I'm doing.
On what day do we start going live on Instantly Graham @burrritosupreme @GoonsBeWylin @Spanish4TheGoon
