Day 1 of quarentine: if i do puzzles while im smaccd, will that prevent me from burning brain cells?
Day 1 continuation: Im about to dead order a cake from amazon.
DISCLAIMER: none of this is parallel to my life.
Day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♾" title="Infinity" aria-label="Emoji: Infinity"> : i moved my whole bed looking for my LIME GREEN lighter, and it was on my table THE WHOLE TIME.
Thank god im not drinking during this time, THANK GOD.
Quarantine day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♾" title="Infinity" aria-label="Emoji: Infinity"> : Parchisi Star is RIGGED. The creators are racist to Americans and I know they must be from Morocco (only parchisi star players can relate https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">)
Quarantine day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♾" title="Infinity" aria-label="Emoji: Infinity">: #2amChronicles : i think im a chef & photographer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻‍🍳" title="Woman cook (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cook (light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📸" title="Camera with flash" aria-label="Emoji: Camera with flash"> #EsLunesPeroEstoyEnMarte Pumpkin Spice pancakes w/cinnamon sugar
Quarantine day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=: #2amChronicles : i think im a chef & photographer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻‍🍳" title="Woman cook (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cook (light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📸" title="Camera with flash" aria-label="Emoji: Camera with flash"> #EsLunesPeroEstoyEnMarte Pumpkin Spice pancakes w/cinnamon sugar" title="Quarantine day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♾" title="Infinity" aria-label="Emoji: Infinity">: #2amChronicles : i think im a chef & photographer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👩🏻‍🍳" title="Woman cook (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cook (light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📸" title="Camera with flash" aria-label="Emoji: Camera with flash"> #EsLunesPeroEstoyEnMarte Pumpkin Spice pancakes w/cinnamon sugar" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Quarantine day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♾" title="Infinity" aria-label="Emoji: Infinity">: let me cook everything with my left hand, so i get used to it, incase i break my right hand.
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