Day 1 of quarentine: if i do puzzles while im smaccd, will that prevent me from burning brain cells?
Day 1 continuation: Im about to dead order a cake from amazon.
DISCLAIMER: none of this is parallel to my life.
Day ♾ : i moved my whole bed looking for my LIME GREEN lighter, and it was on my table THE WHOLE TIME.
Thank god im not drinking during this time, THANK GOD.
Quarantine day ♾ : Parchisi Star is RIGGED. The creators are racist to Americans and I know they must be from Morocco (only parchisi star players can relate 😭💀)
Quarantine day ♾: #2amChronicles : i think im a chef & photographer 👩🏻‍🍳📸 #EsLunesPeroEstoyEnMarte Pumpkin Spice pancakes w/cinnamon sugar
Quarantine day ♾: let me cook everything with my left hand, so i get used to it, incase i break my right hand.
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