WDW is closed so I don’t have to go to work. @cherikter’s office told him to work from home. I thought I should be dramatic and document our #COVID19 Self Quarantine in this thread:
One day down, ? to go!
I played some Rollercoaster Tycoon today because OBVI, cleaned the kitchen up really nice, took a nap, Erik & I (but mostly Erik) made homemade biscuits and fried chicken and I watch A LOT of Love is Blind. Under different circumstances this would be lovely
Day 2:
The cats really love having both of their daddies home! My lovely in-laws sent us a quarantine care package that was EXCLUSIVELY Girl Scout Cookies so you could say we’re thriving. My only goal today is deep clean our bathroom
Two days down
Only thing green in my day was my gym shorts I wore around the apartment today and the matcha latte I made with coconut milk. DEEP cleaned our bathroom, if I had the virus I shouldn’t now after breathing in all the bleach fumes. Now to watch NEW @SchittsCreek
Day 3:
Spent my morning watching @TheMorningShow and it’s SO GOOD! I made coffee and breakfast.
Bored because I can’t bother @cherikter while he works at home.
Still need to stress clean!
What should I do today Twitter?
3 days down, ? to go!
Twitter said I should organize my closets but I was a potato today. I like to think I’m just napping a lot because I’m catching up on my sleep and not because I’m depressed.
I painted my nails this awful color today for fun and because Mick can’t tell not to
Good Morning Twitter... it’s day 4!
I spent my morning researching how I could dye my hair blue because I don’t have to go to work and it became way too complex and I’m not THAT committed to the bit so that won’t be happening at least not today. Anywho, wash your hands https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💙" title="Blue heart" aria-label="Emoji: Blue heart">
“Is it my turn for the TV?”
“Yes just don’t put on anything aggravating” - @cherikter
“But I only watch things that are aggravating”
[Proceeds to put on Love is Blind]
SELENA STARRING @JLo IS ON @eentertainment!!!
Day 6:
Kiki isn’t tired of me being home yet. Hubby is making potato pancakes for brunch, I’d help but I’m occupied with a kitten in my lap.
I found a box of @ModeloUSA in our closet and decided since I had all the ingredients I should make a Michelada. This is the first time I’ve had alcohol this whole self quarantine time and I’m wondering why it’s taken me so long.
Day 7... making homemade hot wings (not pictured) & chocolate chip cookies
“Why don’t you read a book?” - @cherikter to me who NEVER reads books because it just results in me napping
End of Week One. I watched the movie Outbreak on Netflix which was probably a bad idea https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat"> Took a walk outside for a bit with the hubby long enough to remind myself FL will always make me sweat. I’m going OUT to the grocery store tomorrow, wish me luck!
Day 8
I went to the grocery store and it was weird. It felt like looting through a store that I was too late to loot through myself to find what I needed or something close to it but I still had to pay for it all at the end. Hardly any people which is good, SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!
I feel bad because it’s Monday so @cherikter is back to working from home while I lay in bed and watch TikTok videos. Obvi I miss WDW but I think I’m starting to miss GOING to work
Day 9 I’m still in bed. That’s it, that’s the tweet
Oh how cute... I didn’t know this and here I am binging it on @disneyplus https://twitter.com/disneyd23/status/1242551728915877888?s=21">https://twitter.com/disneyd23... https://twitter.com/DisneyD23/status/1242551728915877888">https://twitter.com/DisneyD23...
Pandemics are better with Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream. My grocery store didn’t have toilet paper but they had Phish Food https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏻‍♂️" title="Man shrugging (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man shrugging (light skin tone)">
No new schedule drop?
It’s Day 10 and I NEED A HAIRCUT! I could do it myself but YIKES... I haven’t cut my own hair since my broke college days
My leader from work called to check on me, see how I was doing and if I had any questions. I kept my cool but this was how I felt
Day 11: This morning Erik couldnt find Kiki during morning feeding time which STRESSED ME OUT so I woke up to help find her. Turns out she spent the night locked in the storage closet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes"> I think I accidentally locked her in there last night I’m a bad parent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
We’ve been eating home cooked meals and today I desperately needed a greasey burger so we got @BURGERFI takeout and it brought so much joy for like 5 minutes and now I feel GROSS but honestly worth it
“The Safety and https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">WELL-BEINGhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles"> of our guests and employees remains @WaltDisneyCo’s top priority”

The world is stressful right now but I am GRATEFUL to be a part of an organization that cares about me and my family overall. Mickey I miss you but thank you for your support
#Day12 https://twitter.com/DisneyParksNews/status/1243622852990865408">https://twitter.com/DisneyPar...
I’m just thinking about how @worldmarket closed before I could stock up on wine now WHO KNOWS when I’ll get to go back.
Day 13: Once a week I play the game “OMG DID I CATCH THE PLAGUE or ARE TREES ARE RUDE AS HELL DURING THIS PANDEMIC AND NEED TO FEEL THE ROOM STOP GIVING ME ALLERGIES” either way I’m not winning the game
Day 14: I’m starting #TigerKing https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> today https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
Also... The Magic Happens parade will be posted on YouTube today but it’s available on TheHub for CMs so I watched that and it made me happy for like 4 mins then INCREDIBLY sad because I miss https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">Making Magichttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">
Thankfully fits on this table https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
Ok we need a mental break, we’ll come back to this later.
Ok we’ve been back about an hour
Almost!
Day 15

Me: “Should I try to cut my own hair?”
@cherikter:
Day 16: yesterday anxiety brain was not happy because the cats were running low on food and previous shopping trips were unsuccessful so I went to the grocery store and was blessed they had Kiki’s food finally. I’ll figure out how to wipe my https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Pile of poo" aria-label="Emoji: Pile of poo"> but KIKI NEEDED FOOD https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Sparkling heart" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkling heart">
She is ready for me to go back to work
This is my 2nd time watching Selena while in quarantine but I LOVE THIS MOVIE AND I CANT NOT WATCH ON THE ANNIVERSARY also I love @JLo
IT’S FINALLY RAINING I THOUGHT FL WOULD NEVER SEE RAIN AGAIN WASH AWAY ALL THE SINS AKA POLLEN
Day 18: Against my better judgement (aka the hubby) I cut my own hair and honestly it doesn’t look THAT bad! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
I saved my Thin Mints in the event of bad news so time to open th suckers up
Today’s news was heartbreaking and I hope it’s the most heartbreaking part of this thread but I still look forward to making magic again, someday. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-gLTJrj_Xi/?igshid=nfqmzqswdi30">https://www.instagram.com/p/B-gLTJr...
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