Wait I'm gonna make a trapped in virus jail (working from home) thread.
Please follow 4 my households slow spiral into madness, I could really use the dopamine from the limited social interaction I can scavenge from social media. Thanks!! 😘😘

#SDfromhome
https://twitter.com/HatsAndColacats/status/1239468716749918208?s=19
Serious lunchtime meeting in the living room
A day in and I've declared war with @Jackmudgeart over his unethical farming practices in minecraft
Day #2...... The gravity of the situation is setting in but at least i can light scented candles at my desk
Day 3 of #SDfromhome ... I ventured outside for 30 minutes and saw some real round pigeons... Amy took a bath. We have officially run out of eggs.
Day #4 and the boys tried to buy literally any food at our local shop and managed to buy some spring onions and that's about it. In other news 7 CEOs have emailed me in the past 24 hours, one of which was a cheesecake company telling me they are still open to deliver
Day #5!! Despite not leaving the house in several days I have somehow managed to lose 3 pairs of earrings!! Also, I just used up the last of our first bottle of milk in this cup of tea. Thank you cows for your hard work.
Day #6 and im eating dry cereal to save on the the milk. I was woken up by people chainsawing the top branches of the trees outside my house and I wish I could say I was mad but honestly? It was pretty exciting. Gonna do some video editing and then play animal crossing for 2 days
Editing is Done, its animal crossing time BAYBEEEEE
We may survive! Amy ( @madhattered2) has perfected how to make bread rolls. When asked how she achieved this amazing feat she responded: "turns out all I had to do to get good at bread was to be older! "
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