I’m about to get on Tinder to see how many Coro Coro references in bios imma see.

Will update later.
First one!
Okay I quit I can’t be on there for long periods. But I will come back to this later.
This guy is apparently a comedian y’all.
YALLL I YELPED
I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING! There are TEARS in my EYES from this https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Aye someone bring the NBA back. Niggas depressed.
Lmaoooo why you so nervous?
Dazzit?
IM STILL SCRIMMING
Lmaooooo there goes my liver
Hmmmm https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Face with monocle" aria-label="Emoji: Face with monocle">
He’s so optimistic. I love that for him.
I can’t believe he’s so close in age to me... what kind of???????
Okay.
Same tho.
This one is precious bc he used PowerPoint slides for his photos https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Is toilet paper that scarce?
FIRST PART IS A WHOLE BAR https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍫" title="Chocolate bar" aria-label="Emoji: Chocolate bar">
I hope he completes them.
Lmaoooooo this cute
Damn, this person had an exciting life no matter the lie.
Ah yes a little spice to this statement
This boy country as fuck by the way https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">
I’m sorry, but I will never eat the end pieces of bread.
No lies detected.
No, but I appreciate the enthusiasm.
boy bye
Bet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥂" title="Clinking glasses" aria-label="Emoji: Clinking glasses">
This one is so wholesome. I love it. I need this in Black tho.
This a lot.
LMAOOO BYE
I felt this one.
Okay and?????
Uh no.
We get it, you’re so relatable.
Uh. No.
Idk this song, but I appreciate the creativity.
OKAY GO ON AND THRIVE KING
Okay badass
After you’re guillotined? Bet.
Eggs are scarce too?
He went to my old uni lmaoooo, I hope he’s well tho https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Y’all... my jaw dropped to the floor
I actually really like this one bc it has some of my fave things.
We’re all alone, get over it.
Awwweeeeeeee we love a rule following momma’s boy
Good for you.
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