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My apocalypse diary
Day 1: I made this monstrosity https://twitter.com/eejitgherkin/status/1239273144566906882?s=21
Day 2 of self isolation: my j*b is closed indefinitely and I ate an entire bag of shredded cheese with my hands
Day 2: president macron is hot or am I just losing it?
Day 2: I saw josh washing his hands to the Tower of Terror spiel from Disneyland Paris and joined in
Still day 2 somehow: I am learning John Williams’ cantina band song from Star Wars on piano. Can’t feel my hands. Updates to follow
IMPORTANT DAY 2 SELF ISOLATION UPDATE AS PROMISED
Day 2: I have to go to the shop for emergency supplies. May god have mercy on my soul
Day 3: it is now St. Patrick’s Day. I am making a spicebag at midnight with wedges instead of chips. Times are dark
Day 3: forgot to mention that on day 1 I found out the puppet from saw is called billy and not jigsaw
Day 3: going to the shop because I forgot to get cabbage. St Patrick’s day is ruined
Day 3: I GOT THE LAST CABBAGE IN TESCO ST PATRICKS DAY IS SAVED
Day 5: forgot to update day 4
Day 5: me Sammie steph And val watched mcr videos together for 6 hours straight
Day 5
https://twitter.com/eejitgherkin/status/1240699465637310464?s=21 https://twitter.com/eejitgherkin/status/1240699465637310464
https://twitter.com/eejitgherkin/status/1240699465637310464?s=21 https://twitter.com/eejitgherkin/status/1240699465637310464
Day 6: I am playing professor Layton (Pandora’s box) and just cried out of frustration because I couldn’t figure out one of the first puzzles. I am 22 years old
Day 7: I just played professor Layton for 11 hours straight from start to finish in one fucking sitting. My eyes are burning. I only think in puzzles now. I cried twice.
I want to add to this one that I have played this game manymany times before and still forget the ending and cry Everytime
Day 7: I woke up at 8pm
Day 8 self isolation: stream petals for armor @yelyahwilliams
Day 8 self isolation:
Day 9: it continues
Day 10 self isolation: Absolutely sobbing my eyes out to the ending of professor Layton (lost future) despite the fact I have played this game multiple times in the past
Day 12 self isolation: I spent all Of day 11 playing the 4th professor Layton game and I just finished it and WHY DOES EVERY PROFESSOR LAYTON GAME HAVE SUCH A DEVASTATINGLY SAD ENDING AND WHY DO I KEEP CRYING EVEN THOUGH IVE PLAYED THEM BEFORE
The next and last game is the onl professor Layton game I haven’t played before and I swear to god...... if that has a sad ending too........ I’m out I’m really out
Day 15: forgot to update days 13-now. Me and Sammie FaceTimed for 26 hours straight
Day 15: might dye my hair black. Fuck it
Day 18: forgot to update 16/17 but nothing happened anyways. My bed and tesco are the only places I know anymore
Day 18: I think the reason I didn’t update is because I have been very upset lately about some art stuff and also today is my grans birthday Who I just lost and ALSO the week of my other grans 1st death anniversary so it’s. A very rough week
Day 18: I left the house at 6.45am and jogged for an HOUR. I HAD GRAPES FOR BREAKFAST. I don’t know who I am anymore.
Day 19: I got up at the same time to go on my new daily routine exercise and stood up out of bed and just fell down because my legs hurt so bad. Maybe I won’t go on a jog today
My thighs literally feel like I’ve been punched repeatedly for a week
Day 19: just realised I forgot to eat...... anything on day 18
Day 19: what IS the story in ballamory?
Day 22: I’m wine drunk. It’s 7am
Day 23: 8:30am. I accidentally entered a radio contest and they called me telling me I have to go on air and answer 10 questions right in 60 seconds to win €1000. I did not want this
Day 25: I woke up at 10am... made my bed.... took all the mugs out of m my room.... had a shower.... exfoliated.... did the dishes .... cleaned the kitchen...... made a coffee.....I have never been so productive in my life and it’s only 1pm
Day 41: it’s 5am. I’m playing the colonel sanders dating game. Also forgot to update dates 26-40 in this thread.
