in other news, the editor in chief of @MonocleMag travelled all over europe last week, and doesn’t really seem to process what is happening!

good news: the editor in chief of @MonocleMag is SICK of your press conferences, and thought he'd tell you about it today!

tyler,,,you aren’t helping

today in ‘tyler!!!,’ he drove to his mountain home from zurich for a night, and he did NOT like what he found!

'tyler!!!' continues, but actually this is from LATER today and he still does not get it!

friends — tyler still is on it https://twitter.com/chaykak/status/1249360094199980033

social isolation is making tyler angry about...plastic?

tyler thinks social distancing is a mistake, bc it makes restaurants less fun and also he says maybe some people will just die and that’s fine

today in, tyler!¡! — he’s super glad that switzerland is open for infection

tyler heard what switzerland said about international travel and mandatory self-quarantine, and decided he just didn’t care!

tyler truly lives in a different universe

it’s almost as if tyler knows we’ve been dragging him out here

tyler really needs you to know — he's well-travelled

cancel conferences? tyler would NEVER

tyler is ready to start his own coronavirus disco, all are welcome

tyler held a party in italy and also went to paris and is mad the hotels are all closed. also, something made his high speed train smell...could it be a pandemic?

tyler apparently has some ~feelings~ about racial justice

tyler went to a crowded hotel terrace in gstaad w/ roman polanski bc nothing matters apparently

tyler is planning a karaoke session for his upcoming business conference bc apparently rules still don’t apply to him

tyler has had QUITE enough of quarantine

tyler hosted a non-socially distant international conference in switzerland and he wants you to feel bad about missing it

on the way up to his conference (which tyler would have you know was perfectly legal), tyler took time to complain about public health regulations.